Ali

this is a sign that you should dye your hair

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

no one:

absolutely no one:

the twitter bio of the most horrific tweets you’ve ever seen: “christian, husband, father”

[Ali @alidoiswinwin]

@TickPick Bills v Dolphins

[TickPick @TickPick]

🚨 Giveaway 🚨

Hooking up one fan with a pair of tickets to a football game of choice (regular season)!

To enter:

▫️ Must be following TickPick
▫️ Retweet this tweet
▫️ Comment the game you want to go to

Randomly selecting one winner next Wednesday!

[Alexis @TheNotoriousLEX]

GEORGIA HAS FOREVER CHANGED THE ROLL CALL GAME!!!

WHAT?!?!?! OKKKKKKK!

[Ali @alidoiswinwin]

@ErasTourResell Pls

[swiftie wins @swifferwins]

I GOT THREE THINGS TO SAY. GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, AND GENTLEMENNNNNN. STAAAAART. YOUUUUUR. ENGINESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! 🚨🦅🇺🇸👹

[Ali @alidoiswinwin]

@East_Coast_Emo @whereyou_leftme Let me know if you’d ever like to resell :)

[Misssyyy @messymisssy]

hearing Tracy Chapman sing Fast Car

#GRAMMYs 

[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

Appreciation post 🙌

RT for a chance to win this exclusive album signed by yours truly, @JasonKelce, & @jordan_mailata! 💥

#WPMOYChallenge @LaneJohnson65

[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

RT for a chance to win a limited edition A Philly Special Christmas Special album & Kelly Green jersey - both signed by yours truly! 🦅🎄 #FlyEaglesFly

@LaneJohnson65 #WPMOYChallenge #ProBowlVote

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

RT for a chance to win this Man of the Year shirt signed by @LaneJohnson65!

Every RT is a vote for Lane!

#WPMOYChallenge Rules: https://t.co/SuBiifA6mo

[Ali @alidoiswinwin]

@bestiejwa @abitchbehungry

[julia 💌🌹 @redtvtrack9]

KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE CHEIFS COMING STRAIGHT HOME TO ME

[Ali @alidoiswinwin]

@karmaisacat27 2/8/1997

[Ali @alidoiswinwin]

@alltht_andmoore because I am sick in the head

[Ali @alidoiswinwin]

@newheightshow please please please tell me, what are your Harry Potter houses?

[Ali @alidoiswinwin]

Do I get a nose piercing at 26?

[Ali @alidoiswinwin]

I am running for speaker of the house

[Ali @alidoiswinwin]

fuck @boyscouts