Ali Drapos

I do stand up comedy. Can also do reallyyyyy sad acting.

[Ali Drapos @alidrapos]

pov: you’re my daughter and you ask for my advice

[Ali Drapos @alidrapos]

Rich ppl are evil but I wish I could hire someone to fill my humidifier every night

[IV. @ivourth]

the ensemble covering him so he can smear ketchup on his face

[Ali Drapos @alidrapos]

Kendrick did all of this SOBER.

[Kay de Pointe du Lac 🧛🏼‍♀️ @rinnegoddess]

6 FUCKING TIMES?!??
LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAAOOAAAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAAOAAOAAAOAOAOAO

[HOT 97 @HOT97]

#KendrickLamar performs ‘Not Like Us’ at ‘The Pop Out’ 🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/OZfScguR3U

[Ali Drapos @alidrapos]

I’ll never be successful I spend too much time tying my shoes

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

white ppl be like “Hunter biden” lmfao

[Ali Drapos @alidrapos]

Depression hack: get the flu shot to replace the reason you’re bedridden

[uché blackstock, md @uche_blackstock]

Thousands of Black children with sickle cell disease struggle to access disability payments

Roughly 76% families of children with sickle cell disease who have applied, or at least 12,249 families, had their requests denied between 2015 and 2020.

https://t.co/JivvyfumIt

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

If Hamas had killed 20,000 Israelis, including approximately 7,000 women and 8,000 Israeli children, what would America's reaction be? If you can't see that Palestinian lives matter so much less to our leaders than Israeli lives, you're trying really hard not to see it.

[Ali Drapos @alidrapos]

@HeavenlyGrandpa Lol don’t!!!

[AJ @ajdeluxe_]

Table next to me is getting their fajitas

[Ali Drapos @alidrapos]

@StephTaitWrites Pmdd can also mimic bipolar/Cyclothymia
:(

[Ali Drapos @alidrapos]

@IAmEcw Thank you so much Eric!!! 😭

[Ali Drapos @alidrapos]

Sometimes I will look at pics of myself from last week and be like fuck I used to be so skinny 😢

[Ali Drapos @alidrapos]

@PennyRed Who is this?

[Ali Drapos @alidrapos]

@SudShare Actually never use this app because the customer service is awful and they will lose your clothes

[Ali Drapos @alidrapos]

@SudShare lost all my clothes and they don’t give a shit don’t ever use them

[Ali Drapos @alidrapos]

The amount of “organized piles” I will make just to avoid putting shit away — is this also how I deal with my personal issues 🧐 💩 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🤔

[Ali Drapos @alidrapos]

@PeterKarnesis No, I’m gay.

[Ali Drapos @alidrapos]

Today I saw a woman standing outside a bar smoking a cigarette and there was just something about her that made me hornier than I’ve ever been for a stranger but “I’m not gay”