Alie Meyer

when life gets you down, go down on life

[Kirby Carlisle @2010brianwilson]

The 1 train is so unserious. 18th street. Get a grip

[julia @juumelo_]

saying “so you hate me” to ur bf feels like crack as a girl

[its jex btw @beersmoker93]

tweeting is just a way to relieve the catholic urge to confess

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

im sorry for being so tight and right all the time

[marina @bloodmajicks]

that’s just my half boyfriend don’t worry about him

[layne @mooncallister]

i was genuinely meant to be a deadbeat middle aged alcoholic father but instead i got stuck as a young woman

[tristan @Lispy_Dipshit]

i'm not becoming "avoidant"' i'm just developing a defensive playstyle that suits my glass cannon build because i go on loss streaks when i play aggro

[sophie @netcapgirl]

major life update: i’ve moved on from building dashboards that provide deeper insights into critical business functions to building agentic workflows that automate critical business functions

[dua lipa’s cousin @adrnvic]

the wind that makes you cheat has entered brooklyn

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Scared of bees and wasps but aren’t deathly allergic to them = instant block.

[ryn ♡ @gaysodalover]

kissed a girl who played world of warcraft once and she was the most beautiful being i’ve ever encountered

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

"i prefer girls who don't go out"'
i prefer millionaires

[ceciatl @ceciATL]

soup and a vibrator. a little weed if they can spare it

[lanaa @lanaaxzx]

a vida não deveria ser tão difícil para uma garota com peitos perfeitos e uma mente brilhante

[𝘬𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦 ⋆˙⟡ @cheersitskatie]

🥀🫩

[riisen @riisenlol]

when she has a praise kink but she's lowkey not that good at things

[Renan Callegari 🇧🇷 @umANSIOS0]

cronograma mensal da mulher 1 semana menstruada 1 semana doente 1 semana depressiva 1 semana em mania

[Jet @Jet_Limit1]

First thing you see in chat logging onto wow forever alliance PvP

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

this is gonna one shot my wife

[julia @juumelo_]

haven’t been called princess at all today but I’m being very brave about it