Alie May

figuring it out

[Alie May @aliemay5]

The release of Mac’s album being while I’m in basic training, is just more proof that the universe is my biggest opp.

[Max @Juicewag]

I wish I was executed after birth

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Alie May @aliemay5]

Getting on this app expecting like memes and politics and boring stuff…

Finds @DrewAfualo ‘s return to Twitter instead:)

[Alie May @aliemay5]

Y’all are quick fr

[Alie May @aliemay5]

One more break down away from becoming a Demi Lovato Stan

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

rip princess Diana you would’ve loved SZA

[Alie May @aliemay5]

“I LOVE a pot roast” ok Audrey💀💀

[Alie May @aliemay5]

If you can’t appreciate me at my Adam Sandler, you can’t have me at my Beyoncé.

[Alie May @aliemay5]

:)

[meg @mercurialaries]

the zodiac signs as horror/halloween characters → qrt with your big 3 + venus sign 🦇

[Alie May @aliemay5]

Are you the citric acid cycle?? Because you’re complicated and I don’t really fw u

[Alie May @aliemay5]

Country music only today for Mr. Keith.

[Alie May @aliemay5]

@lo_ostrander Yess!!

[Alie May @aliemay5]

Thought I was gonna be a lover girl now I’m looking at grams of protein and blasting 21 Savage

[Alie May @aliemay5]

I may be delusional but at least i try to have fun with it.

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

if u ever see me trusting a man hit me in the head w a brick

[Alie May @aliemay5]

I like em a little ugly & I think that’s my problem

[Alie May @aliemay5]

I 100% believe I could’ve won Mayqueen in Midsommar. Gimme that flower slug dress.