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planet urth

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god i hate the fucking cloud, can we please just stay on earth???

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Watching the tik toks my friends have sent me right now as an act of radical love. Inconvenience is the cost of community

[aliemzzz @aliemzzz]

ABAC

all bees are comrades

[aliemzzz @aliemzzz]

you’ve heard of the song of the summer, but have you heard about the bug of the summer

[aliemzzz @aliemzzz]

oh sweet, it’s not perimenopause, just bird mites

[aliemzzz @aliemzzz]

ugh annoying when the only drugs left are endorphins

[aliemzzz @aliemzzz]

manifesting this booch turns into hooch

[Klara @klara_sjo]

In Spanish, the word for "non-binary" is "no-binario" or "no-binaria" depending on the person's gender.

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

God the drugs you put on this earth to party with are being used by Californians for work

[aliemzzz @aliemzzz]

since jupiter’s in cancer again, i feel it’s only right to bring back the coupons for 2 free packs of camel crush ciggies

[aliemzzz @aliemzzz]

ask your doctor if capitalism is right for you

[aliemzzz @aliemzzz]

imagine where this country would be if we had sent marilyn monroe to the moon

probably right here, actually

[aliemzzz @aliemzzz]

can’t spell grave without rave

🔊 🪦 🔊 🪦 🔊 🪦

[aliemzzz @aliemzzz]

come on bro, not a fucking EGG pandemic

is nothing sacred

[aliemzzz @aliemzzz]

what i’ve learned so far in 2025:

you can ride the lowest juice bar for a while

it goes to drawer heaven when the mango popsicle flavor transitions to big mac

[aliemzzz @aliemzzz]

let’s bring back the zines

[aliemzzz @aliemzzz]

i do certainly fuck with an em dash

[aliemzzz @aliemzzz]

@deepfates a trap

[aliemzzz @aliemzzz]

@embryosophy because of the influence this meme + the millennial urge to verbally abbrev everything, i’m physically unable to refer to brussel sprouts as anything other than prots

[aliemzzz @aliemzzz]

@embryosophy etz truuuuu