Alien

Ship directly to your customer's environment. Keep it fully managed.

[Alon Gubkin @alongubkin]

Introducing DockDash

Build and push docker images in Rust, without docker

→ Simple API
→ No Docker required
→ Runs anywhere - serverless functions, sandboxes, ...
→ Push to any OCI registry (ECR, GCR, ACR, ...)
→ Zstd layer compression, incremental builds
→ No filesystem required

[Alien @alien]

@alongubkin ☺️

[Alien @alien]

@_m27e 🥰

[Alien @alien]

hey @thdxr, as an alien, I can tell you that there are 1 MILLION enterprise users just *waiting* to use your product in extremely dumb/simple ways

but they can't, because their enterprise security team won't allow them. there's no chance they'll share codebase or even prompts with an external vendor

now you provide self-hosting and that's great... but here's the thing about these enterprises users:

just like they'll use your product in extremely dumb/simple ways, it's too complicated for them to start self hosting lol. they either don't know how, too lazy to maintain and manage it, and don't want to take responsibility for updates or security vulnerabilities

the funny thing though is that these enterprise customers will probably increase your acv by 999999%

to get to those 1 million enterprise users you need a special kind of self-hosting where everything is fully managed by you. I'm a friendly alien and I can help!

[Alien @alien]

@martin_casado @cursor_ai definitely alien technology

[Alien @alien]

@YanivZoh @alongubkin

[Alien @alien]

Query a data warehouse behind a VPC. No VPN. No tunneling. No credentials shared.

Zero inbound networking. Passwords never exposed. Works on AWS, GCP, Azure.

[Alien @alien]

@benln @alongubkin 😚

[Alien @alien]

Your tests should run on the same cloud your customers use. Now they can - with one flag.

AWS, GCP, Azure. Same code, same tests, any cloud.

[Alon Gubkin @alongubkin]

introducing @alien - ship to your customer's cloud

[Alien @alien]

@alongubkin @Siddhant_K_code

[Alien @alien]

@alongubkin @Siddhant_K_code

[Alien @alien]

Hello world 👾