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[👽🍍 @alien3pineapple]

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[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: WHO declares Ebola outbreak a global health emergency

[Victoria @Vicky]

7 planets in Aries hasn’t happened in 20,000 years

[👽🍍 @alien3pineapple]

@Eman_8282 None of these 😭

[👽🍍 @alien3pineapple]

Road to Hin Wong 🛵🌴☀️

[👽🍍 @alien3pineapple]

Horrible idea. What does Europe bring to Canada?

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Majority of Canadians open to joining EU, a new poll suggests, per the Globe and Mail

[👽🍍 @alien3pineapple]

A latte

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Can y’all be honest: what do you actually eat for breakfast?

Because some people really think we’re out here having pancakes, French toast, waffles with syrup, hashbrowns, eggs, toast, bacon and sausage… every single day.

[👽🍍 @alien3pineapple]

@s4m31p4n I'm actually low-key impressed at her ability to avoid the glp-1's.

[For all Curious @fascinatingonX]

🚨BREAKING: Science confirms that brain cells are influenced by our self-talk.

[👽🍍 @alien3pineapple]

Happy to see a celeb escape ozempic.

[Variety @Variety]

Lena Dunham alleges Adam Driver "hurled a chair at the wall next to me" when she forgot her lines during #Girls rehearsals.

"Adam screamed, ‘F*CKING SAY SOMETHING... WAKE THE F*CK UP. I’M SICK OF WATCHING YOU JUST STARE'... I said my lines correctly after that."

“I reasoned that the intensity of his anger at me, anger that could make him spit and throw things, was proportionate to the intensity of our creative connection. One day in his dressing room, as I apologized for a perceived slight I couldn’t remember committing, he got close to my face and hissed, ‘Never forget that I know you. I really fucking know you.’ ‘What do you know?’ I yelped. ‘You don’t go to parties. You love animals. And you hate being whispered about.’ And he was right.”

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[👽🍍 @alien3pineapple]

@subpargarbage Don't go to bed until 4am.

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[CTV News @CTVNews]

Ultraprocessed foods are turning human thighs into well-marbled steaks https://t.co/jrZJylJzR4

[Federico Devito @federicodevito]

Começando hoje até sexta.

Boa sorte, pessoal.

[👽🍍 @alien3pineapple]

I love facing the water!

Everyone doesn't do this?

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I jus saw that showering backwards is a sign of neurodivergence 🥴

I thought everyone showered with their back toward the shower head. That’s not a thing?

[👽🍍 @alien3pineapple]

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[Jake Kozloski @jakozloski]

There are roughly 30 men in the entire US who are 6'5", blue eyes, trust fund, work in finance.

One of the most common problems we see at Keeper: someone sets three or four non-negotiable filters that, combined, mathematically eliminate almost everyone in their city. No dating app has ever told them that.

Keeper does. We show you exactly how many people are in your pool for any filter combination so you can see the real cost of each dealbreaker before you spend weeks waiting for matches that can't exist.

[👽🍍 @alien3pineapple]

Women are so dangerous and I love that.

[kuki @kumxem]

Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence

"Women are..."

[👽🍍 @alien3pineapple]

The best! Do it every day! 😁

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Do we have women who leave the house completely barefaced?

With no makeup at all. Just embracing their natural look. I’m Curious...What’s that like for you?

[Bueno @0xBueno_]

Without saying a word, show me how long you’ve been on the internet

[maro @ProofofMaro]

I’m a millennial so my retirement plan is societal collapse

[👽🍍 @alien3pineapple]

@shawtyastrology Rich & private 😎

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[Food Hub @F0ODHub]

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?