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my name is jon dirt

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Firstborn will be named Josuke and next up will be named Faker

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Chills says "TomatoHeadGaming"

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#nowplaying #pun #bigpoon

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Can’t believe I’ve been listening to Big Pun for years and just found out now it’s not pronounced Big Poon

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Coworker gave me two homemade samosas .. never kill yourself‼️ you never know what joys tomorrow will bring

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They reanimated mirch mcconnell

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How do I like my own tweets btw 😂 this is some good stuff folks

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This stupid unfunny fuck cherdleys why do they push his content at me I see it all the time and i cant stand him

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Pulling the back of your pants up is such a goated move when you’re getting some manual work done

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When i was in third grade i thought that i was a freaking gay. Basically

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Looks like i made myself a victim to behavioural patterns of my own design 😂 again

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*smoking Loblaws No-Name Summer Savoury Herb Blend that the dealer sold me with my chud friends* whoa that last puff hit me like a bag of dicks

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Nothing bad happened but I’ve thought of all the bad things that COULD happen and its terrible .. my god its horrifying

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If youre handsome and personable they should only make you work a couple hours a day

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They are blowing me up into a million pieces today

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i spent $1.99 on a bluetooth app to send heart palpitations to a coworkers bluetooth enabled heart monitor i hate him

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@BradCosmetics What if I call it “the reflection in a still pool”

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@SSBTheode @etacofr @CatalystNB @LightSSB @false_phoenix @CakeOfGoodThing @cheese5869 @SSBWallzer Wow 😁