abbey liz

Just a human puss out roamin' around

[🦇 𝕮𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖙 𝙃𝙤𝙬𝙡 🦇 - PornHub Creator @CountHowl]

The woman reading this post is not wearing a bra.

[abbey liz @alienabbey]

Asking for a friend ... do serial killers nowadays watch crime docs 🥸 🔪 🩸 #imaddictedtoserialkillerdocs

[abbey liz @alienabbey]

I wanna be cloned that way I can terrorize 3 states at once #theabbeyapocalypse

[abbey liz @alienabbey]

This dirty slut just wants her stupid husband back 😫 #whyamilikethis

[abbey liz @alienabbey]

I just had a threesome with two dudes and I’m still horny asf #sexaddict

[abbey liz @alienabbey]

I’ve shared a coke straw with 3 other people who tested positive for covid the next day while I’ve stayed negative, don’t you dare stick me with that vaccine #darwinism #survivalofthefittest

[abbey liz @alienabbey]

June 2021: Florida’s newest menace 🤩✈️🌴😝🥳🥰❤️☀️ #ijustwanttobehappy #norulefla

[abbey liz @alienabbey]

I’m cheating on my 3 boyfriends with my no longer missing emotionally unstable felon ex junkie Florida crazy almost ex husband. #idkwhatiwantever

[abbey liz @alienabbey]

I’m gonna start blaming early onset dementia as to why I always call boys by the wrong name at the most inept time 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️ #whothefuckareyou

[abbey liz @alienabbey]

I just called someone a dildo and it’s just an affirmation that some people can’t even be motherfuckers, the. Stuck with themselves 👏🏻 #fuckoff

[abbey liz @alienabbey]

I don’t know if my body is sore from winter hiking all afternoon yesterday or from fucking all night #ohalmost30

[abbey liz @alienabbey]

Every two weeks I spend 90$ on my gel manicures and it’s the same thing... work too hard, wash my own, dishes pet cats. When these ice fingers gonna handle some worthy dick 👏🏻🤷🏻‍♀️ #whothefuckknows

[abbey liz @alienabbey]

Ohhh shit another month, another period I’m waiting on 8 days late 🙈🙏🏼 ☠️ #whyamilikethis

[abbey liz @alienabbey]

Me: I’m gonna start dating again * no one wants me*

3 weeks later....

Me: fuck this shit; y’all can have each other yikes *everyone asks me out*
🙄👿🙈

[abbey liz @alienabbey]

I’m out here running my mouth saying I need a man but my last relationship lasted 6 hours before I cheated on him for ignoring me🙈☠️

[abbey liz @alienabbey]

Today I saw a picture of a man with his three kids.... 10 years ago I aborted his baby because he couldn’t man up #allthefeels #triggered

[abbey liz @alienabbey]

I just found out the autoerotic asphyxiation is rare in the bdsm world but in my world its a totally normal thing when I get home from work everyday 😈🙈☠️ #kinkyshit

[abbey liz @alienabbey]

Cheers to Hoping I have alcohol poisoning no covid 😷😭🥂

[abbey liz @alienabbey]

In coordinating the law of height on a man do we have an age requirement too... I’m too old to babysit a grown ass man and my eggs are almost expired enough to be fried... sos sis.

[abbey liz @alienabbey]

that pretend extra money i lie to myself about has been preparing for quarantine... designer weed, popping bottles and my love for amazon vibrators