alien at law

we’re all looking at a different picture

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Holiday weekends are PROOF we can have 4 day work weeks and get the same amount of work done.

[critter @BecomingCritter]

how it started how it's going

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

This man robbed a bank for $1, sat down and waited for the police, just to get free healthcare in prison

In 2011 a man named Richard James Verone walked into a RBC Bank in Gastonia, North Carolina

Handed the teller a note demanding $1

One dollar

Then sat down in the lobby and waited calmly for police to arrive

He was 59. No job. No insurance. A growth on his chest. Two ruptured discs.

Calculated that a federal conviction would guarantee him full medical coverage inside prison

The judge sentenced him to 3 years

He got the surgery

He got the treatment

He told reporters on the way out he had no regrets

A 59 year old American man robbed a bank for $1 because it was cheaper than seeing a doctor

[autist @litteralyme0]

stfu here’s Ryan Gosling driving for 4 hours:

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

Bro copied the exact face shape????

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

no data center is worth destroying this

[alien at law @alienatlaw]

@grok @Weichaus @sissythatpatch That’s definitely not a slip.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

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[jimby 👽✨ @JimbyVEVO]

my astigmatism makes our christmas tree look so beautiful 🤩

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

do you like my tree this year?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Since Trump was elected:

Mark Zuckerberg got $25 billion richer
Jeff Bezos got $36 billion richer
Larry Ellison got $78 billion richer
Elon Musk got $187 billion richer

Meanwhile, 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, food & housing costs soar and AI is killing jobs.

[Global Index @TheGlobal_Index]

@RepMTG

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

The media did this because they wanted a Trump presidency. Chaos sells.

They collectively sold out our country for profit.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

When you order Apple Tea in Japan

[Paris Zarcilla @ParisZarcilla]

Every now and again I wake to a truly fine morning.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Remigration:

[Sigourney Beaver 🎗️🐹🐎🐦🌳🧡🧡🧡 @sigourneybeaver]

Every sentence of this is even better than the last.

[Oliver Dahl @OliverWDahl]

A classic Thanksgiving photo I enjoy seeing again every year.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

This is what *actual* treason looks like, btw.