vanilla stallion

i’m so funny and hot

[vanilla stallion @alienbeebee]

My 32oz bottle of Dr Bronners soap has now officially lasted longer than my last relationship

[ً @prinkasusa]

So many women are out here living absolutely MISERABLE lives with their boyfriends and husbands, meanwhile single women are sleeping in peace, glowing like the sun, and minding their business.

Y'all kept telling us "find a man," but half of these men can't even manage their own emotions, lust, finances, hygiene, or loyalty. Being single isn't a curse... it's the luxury package.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

A man's desire to become a father is always paid for by a woman with her body, her health, her career, and her freedom.

But when a woman expects a comfortable life, she is somehow shamed for wanting too much.

[ˆ𐃷ˆ @flirtaeyeon]

!!!!!

[Oliver Tree @Olivertree]

Rest in peace Oliver Tree Nickell June 29th, 1993 - June 14th, 2026

Your legacy will live on forever ❤️ Thank you to everyone who has reached out, shown love, support and has done incredible tributes for Oliver. The constant love, support and positivity is helping the family, friends and collaborators make it through these extremely difficult times.

Oliver is now back in California where he can finally rest. His legacy will live on through his foundation/endowment named “Dr. Oliver Tree’s Extremely Epic Grant For Baby Geniuses” coming soon. This is something that Oliver had put together before his passing, written in his will. We will make sure his wish comes to fruition so that more joy, love and art can be spread into the world, that was his final wish.

Love you all so much, Oliver would be so proud of every one of his supporters, friends and family.

Peace be with Oliver … ❤️

[jezz @JezziiB]

“Abortion is traumatic.”
So is pregnancy.
So is birth...
So is poverty...
So is being tied forever to an abuser.
So is raising a child you were forced to have, and
But apparently only one trauma counts too..

[The Last Squatch @TheLastSquatch]

The right is so morally rotted that a baby was shot and killed by police over a FALSE REPORT of shoplifting and a bunch of you are defending it. Pray about that in church.

[isha @MibshaD]

*uterus sheds its lining and REGENERATES itself every month*

“a human organ that can self-regenerate - hmm… that’s not interesting at all, let’s never study this.”

-the medical community

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Probably just a coincidence that a man becomes a trillionair about a year after having unfettered access to our government's finances, right? 🤔

[MISS ASSI @missassi555]

Buns and rolls🥯🍗

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Fellas, is it gay to climb a light pole and kiss your homie in front of an audience after the big win? Or just hype? 🤔

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

Shout out to the strippers of NYC tonight. I hope you make your yearly salary in one weekend!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Billionares are so weırd. what are you saving up for?? helł??

[vanilla stallion @alienbeebee]

Literally lmao a year ago he was found inside of a wall and now he’s thriving

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Dog owners: oh I prepped for months to adopt!

Cat owners: I found him in the trash

[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

Just found out that in 2021, the UN tried to declare food a human right, two countries voted against it.

The United States and Israel.