malibu barbie 🪼

21 no longer emotionally unstable, thank you grass I love you

[malibu barbie 🪼 @alienboobibiter]

my soul yearns to travel to tropical places and only wear bikini tops and see lizards and swim with jellyfish and get ready on a balcony with my friends and run through the streets and eat food ive never even seen before

[malibu barbie 🪼 @alienboobibiter]

@RessurecBarbar @SweatieAngle ialmost exclusively date men that are at least above average and multiple times i started to notice is the type to wallow in self pity no matter how much i give him emotional support and logical reasoning about what he feels wronged by. its sad, never learned emotional regulation

[Hello it is me Kira :)🍉 @kirabira]

I’ve basically had to teach every boyfriend I’ve ever had how to fight because they were all raised to see every conflict as a fight to the death between enemies and not 2 ppl, often ppl who love each other, trying to find common ground. It doesn’t have to be so gnarly!

[Jessica Pin @jess_ann_pin]

If you search porn sites for “wife,” there is just “hot wife getting shared” or “wife cheating” — things most men do not want their wives to do.

There is ~no content for men fantasizing about the hot monogamous wife they allegedly all want.

So they are apparently getting off to fantasies of women being exactly how they do not want.

This seems like a real recipe for psychological problems.

[malibu barbie 🪼 @alienboobibiter]

idk what happened here theyve been silenced but theyre right!

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

Maybe I’m just not evil enough, but I can’t imagine whining at my boyfriend for sex after he repeatedly said no and then enjoying him lying underneath me in silence after he’d given in

[malibu barbie 🪼 @alienboobibiter]

im currently watching girls for the first time and im on episode 7and i cannot believe i have missed this gem that recreates all of my memories and sides of myself and other women experience to such a bone chilling degree

[madoka magicock @rifflexielian]

the most disgustingly pretentious i ever feel is every time i see a person go "i have a theory" and then say something that is like basic thematic understanding of a piece of media bc its not outwardly said. its not a theory its like. the book. thats the show.

[tiny @saltduckegg]

we were not meant to be compartmentalized and diagnosed like this lmao there’s no way all of u on here have Never people pleased or been avoidant or anxious or jealous or a little Messy ever like you are a Human and Humans famously have Ugly Feelings that’s what it’s all about

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

this shook me to my core

[malibu barbie 🪼 @alienboobibiter]

i know this is a joke but like fr what if u didn't cheat with them but realised post breakup you like them

[jasmine @jasmineeazj]

Two sides of the same misogynistic coin. Men get to wear comfortable shorts and t-shirts. Women are either covered from head to toe or have their butts completely exposed.

[sylvie ⚢ ☥ @femmepyr]

my input on the porn debate right now is that i’m terrified that so many people have no issue with the fact that they have no way of knowing if the people on screen are being raped, abused, or consented to the video being shared. the porn industry is obviously evil but yall dont

[🎃🥝kiwi @frikkoalas]

@hellspatisserie Jerk off without porn, jerk off to her pictures, jerk off to memories with her just like don't jerk off to random women that would make her insecure if she saw you talking to them in a bar.

[Toycrane38 @toycrane38]

@AY0DAYA Fuck sam and euphoria ends with rue walking out of the school with im tired playing in the background <3

[malibu barbie 🪼 @alienboobibiter]

m so confused do you guys not go out? why is the concept of a DJ foreign to you.
i know theres a new double meaning but how socially dead does ur life have to be to think of jerking off instead of the person in charge of making u feel hot and dance with friends

[Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon]

Initially, I thought why the hell would you be DJing for 5 hours?? then it hit me.😭

[gnomo sapiens @19o91899]

one time i was explaining the concept to a guy and his face slowly lit up with understanding and with a big smile he said ohhhhhh yes i do that!!!

[MaceAhWindu 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu]

I maintain that the movie would’ve been a lot better if it was from her perspective and the reveal that Pratt woke her up because he was ‘lonely’ was saved for the climax. Pratt being an antagonist makes it a lot more entertaining.

[god’s baby @hostileworm]

i would never argue with a vegan because they’re making the morally correct decision and i’m not. i don’t have any truly sound way to counter their perspective from a moral standpoint. so i just practice cognitive dissonance and eat my beef and pork and keep my mouth shut.