aliencameltoecometolife

🫶🏼 🩷💙💜21+

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

“Let’s chill in my house instead of going on a date…”

[☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ @highimchey_]

blocking on twitter is so pointless cause mfs can still see your tweets 😂

[kaeyo . ꕤ ｡° ⸆⸉ @kaeyo123]

have 2 Twitter accounts, one for tweeting and one for watching porn.

[E @7emja]

My libido is so high lately I feel like a pervert

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

Being a closet freak is so fun. Like of course you wouldn’t expect that from me

[Ms. @Ms_Kamau_]

Let’s normalize a full STD panel screening before & after every partner 💯

[Mel𖹭 @melsouff]

Adoro como todo mundo ainda chama o Twitter de Twitter https://t.co/PRtIfjQfEc

[aliencameltoecometolife @aliencameltoe2]

I love a good cum shot idkkk🫣

[milly @odvratna]

talking to multiple men and feeling nothing

[Sunny @sunnyskyxox]

In 10 years, i'll still be under 40

[C$$ @CynSaiditX]

How to apologize to me:

[Babycakes🌹❤️ @impeccable_scar]

I like boys but just like girls more ✂️😌

[Chyyoma 🎀 @Chyoma_Whispars]

watching p0rn while not allowing yourself to masturbàte >>>>>

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

FaceTiming me is for VIP members only.

[judy 🍒 @lilbjudy]

Im bisexual not lesbian. Meaning I like men and woman

[The Real Her @Aujanae_]

Let me find my gf 😂👀

[senia @seniawaynee]

real boob lovers appreciate small boobs, too

[𝒪𝓃𝓎𝓍🪭 @Felinebrat_Ony]

Yall dont understand what this means to me

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

Ngl girls who know their worth be lonely asf😭🤣🤣