Alien Dog 🏴

Farmer. Science and technology. Dogs. Cats. Environmentalism and conservation. Outdoors, books, and music.

[Alien Dog 🏴 @aliendog7]

@bunsenbernerbmd My most beloved once in a lifetime dog love wasn’t a pug, but a Frenchie. Also a brachycephalic and otherwise deformed breed. I understand the concern, but lord I loved him and would love another without hesitation.

[Alien Dog 🏴 @aliendog7]

Pretty sure we’re undeniably well into @GreatDismal ‘s Jackpot.

[Alien Dog 🏴 @aliendog7]

@DDeeper505 @SAMcClellon Hamburger gravy (like sausage gravy) on mashed potatoes many nights growing up.

[Alien Dog 🏴 @aliendog7]

@RailfanGuy @TheAuthorGuy Hiyo!

[Alien Dog 🏴 @aliendog7]

@TheAuthorGuy Too chewy for me, thanks.

[Alien Dog 🏴 @aliendog7]

@kingsrush POOR IMPULSE CONTROL

[Alien Dog 🏴 @aliendog7]

@TheAuthorGuy Right. So now all the assholes in the country are up in arms about it instead of just the ones in MN.

You’d think Josh feeding the hungry not once, but twice, would make them realize they’re awful.

[Alien Dog 🏴 @aliendog7]

@TheAuthorGuy That was before the Internet and no one knew about the child abuse convictions.

[Alien Dog 🏴 @aliendog7]

@TheAuthorGuy Now I’m picturing young, naive Author Guy, and I bet the Mouse didn’t even lube up first.

[Alien Dog 🏴 @aliendog7]

@TheAuthorGuy That’s a shame. But the movie would never be as good as the book, right?

[Alien Dog 🏴 @aliendog7]

@MichaelH_PhD Ultimate band lineups:

1. Prince. Just Prince.
2. Robert Plant on vocals, Jimmy Page on guitar, John Paul Jones on bass, and John Bonham on drums.

[Alien Dog 🏴 @aliendog7]

@krassenstein @DRC_White Of course he’s racist. No big revelation there. And if this is the text that got him fired, you can’t possibly think the racism is the part that got him fired from FOX?

[Alien Dog 🏴 @aliendog7]

@mikamckinnon, lick?

[Alien Dog 🏴 @aliendog7]

Funny story. @wildswan just accidentally and unknowingly created a portal to the underworld, and I was all set to dispose of it quietly and secretly in a hole in the woods before she caught me. https://t.co/LwL7DJVuXF via @idr_labs

[Alien Dog 🏴 @aliendog7]

Watching some true crime, and I think if you find yourself mailing what are best described as “menacing letters” you are almost certainly not in the right.

[Alien Dog 🏴 @aliendog7]

@HannahntheWolf Learn to recognize the signs of hypothermia in yourself and others. Stay dry. Don’t let your pipes freeze. Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice. If you don’t have wood to chop, get moving some other way. Be prepared to not leave the house for a few days.

[Alien Dog 🏴 @aliendog7]

@TracerRacerX Look, if I can’t get high and down a can of Reddi-wip I just don’t know what the point of living is.