alienfryz

Just a guy

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I swear I checked everywhere in this parking lot 5 times over last night!

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50% chance of a 100% chance that they stole my wallet 😭. Going crazy looking for it.

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50% chance of a 100% chance that they stole my wallet 😭. Going crazy looking for it.

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Made my first FB marketplace sale without being kidnapped. Score.

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Made my first FB marketplace sale without being kidnapped. Score.

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My least favorite part of running is the stretching/warm up

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Can't trust someone who prefers cold lobster rolls

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Any chance Donna Kelce invited Eric Nam to Taylor Swift's wedding?

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Unethical hoops

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@Woah_Dave @SAINTNET1 B/c Wizards and Pacers started doing this 2 months ago, we started 1 week ago

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@turbovax

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Rain >>> car wash

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@turbovax

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@ALLCITY_NBA This pass is crazy

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Taco Bell Luxe Box is the best deal in fast food right now

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@kelleymak @VmaxAI @withmartian Tapping in

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People who leave a treadmill with the emergency stop on are the same people that don't return their shopping carts

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@PodThorn Egor might end up better than Kon, but he is definitely not better right now.

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Unfollowing the next person that posts a 20 picture post to instagram

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@Nets_Frequent pickleball

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First meal of 2026: Pho
First poop of 2026: Diarrhea

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It's back, but too late I'm a Panera Sips club member now

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My McDonald's app no longer offers the daily 99 cent coffee reward. Bastards.