Hugh G. Reckshun

rectangle, America, megaphone, Monday, butthole

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

🧵 2023 song of the day

https://t.co/WS5gGx7waz

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

only here to say make sure y’all are registered to vote and then make a plan to go vote in November. bye 😗✌️
https://t.co/2mRhnOsLcE

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

@TheShannonLopez a true “switch” as they would say hahahahah

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

iconic

[Melanie DaSilva @meldasilva9]

A car crashed into a Dunkin' in Cranston this morning.

This was what a 15-year-old had to say about it.

Story: https://t.co/ex1mqKj8iH

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

if you’re over the age of 25, you should be past “ghosting” people. if you’re not interested in someone or if you need time to figure your feelings out, you should be an adult and tell the person you’re talking to…don’t be a weeny!!

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

@themaine what y’all want? i’m at the truck outside!

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

@TheShannonLopez LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

@TheShannonLopez right?! 😭

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

meetings are so fucking exhausting, how tf am I supposed to continue working now? I need a mf nap!!!!

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

@gmatsunade ppl been having seggs like what’s new????? lmao

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

YA GIRL IS GOING TO SEE THE BLACK PARADE LIVE
MY EMO GIRL DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

prozac babes, it’s 🤌

[clare @sadderlizards]

they should invent ibuprofen that works on emotional pain too

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

it’s tamale time bitches!!!!!

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

obviously, I said “YES”

there was also a little girl dressed up as a laundry basket, I saw a another girl dressed as a drum set, and a woman dressed as an Expo marker. AMAZING

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

at our trick or treating event yesterday, there was a little girl dressed as a chola, she won one of the costume prizes because we loved her costume. when I went to take her picture she asked “should I pose like a homie?” ugh it was the cutest thing

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

got annoyed because this 14 minute song took 2 minutes to download…completely forgot my roots of waiting 30+ minutes for a 3 minute song to download from Limewire only for it to be a terrible voice impression of Bill Clinton saying I did not have sexual relations with that woman

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ
RENAISSANCE RENAISSANCE
BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ
CUNTY CUNTY CUNTY CUNTY
BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ
YADA YADA YAH YADA YAH-YAH
BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ
KAH KAH BOM BOM KAH KAH
BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

*manicaical laughter and panic has entered the chat*

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

I’m playing volleyball for our corporate challenge event 1. forgot how much I like playing and 2. I’m so sore oh my god, I don’t move like I did at 14 lmao

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

ok if y’all haven’t watched Abbott Elementary, drop everything and do it now

[Hugh G. Reckshun @alienhag]

there is NO reason A Man Called Otto should have made me cry as hard as it did but here I am, shirt soaked with tears and snot. thanks Tom Hanks