ashley

// she/her

[Matt Steele @ItsMattSteele]

Try to name a moment in a film that’s funnier than this moment. You can’t. You just can’t. RIP Olympia Dukakis. You were perfection.❤️

[ashley @alienlikeform]

anyone else's parents get in a pissy mood for no reason and take it out on you, so now everyone is in a pissy mood and your day turned to shit?? or is that just mine?

[ashley @alienlikeform]

im too chicken to block people on here so i just spent twenty minutes blocking & unblocking people just so they wouldnt be following me anymore

[ashley @alienlikeform]

not me crying over yet another failed "talking" stage with a dude

[ashley @alienlikeform]

not me crying because my laffy taffy wrapper asked "what do you deserve that is also a type of bagel?" and the answer was "everything" 😭

[ashley @alienlikeform]

this dude just messaged me on cod mobile asking if i wanted to see his naked self cause he was in the mood.. sir, this is not the place and even if it was, absolutely not dude!

[ashley @alienlikeform]

@cacurry99 thank you, you're the best 🖤 i miss you!

[ashley @alienlikeform]

i love starting off my morning by hearing my grandma talk for 5 mins to my aunt, not knowing i was listening, about how much i weigh and wondering if im going to amount to anything.. it just fills me with so much joy

[ashley @alienlikeform]

im having such a rough night that i just cried soo hard about my bath water not being the perfect temperature.. like constant streams and barely breathing crying

[ashley @alienlikeform]

dont mind me, ill just be over here listening to 'F2020' for the rest of the year 🙃

[ashley @alienlikeform]

@k_8_lyn_ ill fight off the aliens if you let me join 👽

[ashley @alienlikeform]

anyone else have a good day and then out of nowhere, you get hella sad and moody...cause thats me right now

[ashley @alienlikeform]

some dudes really aint shit.. like i thought i was ready to date, but im slowly changing my mind

[ashley @alienlikeform]

our neighbor likes to give us plants she no longer wants/has room for and so far she has given us a snake plant, an agave plant, and about 50 aloe pups.. please never stop martha!! it makes my heart so happy 🌿🌵

[ashley @alienlikeform]

i dont know what i was thinking playing pubg in the bath.. this is the least relaxing bath ive taken in a looong time 🙄

[Jamie Grace, Self Produced Artist @jamiegraceh]

If you travel or donate overseas to help better the lives of black & brown people without knowing every moment that led up to their current one yet see a black life lost in America and insist on knowing the “full story”?

You are being hypocritical.
The end.

Our. Lives. Matter.

[ashley @alienlikeform]

@camillepeiffer thank you!! it caught me off guard and not at all what i was expecting 😬

[ashley @alienlikeform]

this dude really just said "you're beautiful and god made you just fine, but just imagine if you worked out though"

bitch, what kind of compliment is that!? as if i dont already hate my body enough, some stranger felt the need to tell me i needed to workout..

[ashley @alienlikeform]

@Jerrica__Brown i love you!! 💓💓

[ashley @alienlikeform]

@mull_thingsover girl, same! i was crying so hard that i couldn't breathe at times!