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[alienmaster @alienmasterrl]

if you be doomscrolling snapchat spotlights its over

[Karu @KaruSnep]

if Hitler visited Israel in 2026

[alienmaster @alienmasterrl]

@kevsonthebus113 @yauberhere @marimiharaa @unbasedsavage i mean im left handed but i can do it, maybe cause i play piano tho

[ben🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @bennufc_18]

Mexico v England first half

[alienmaster @alienmasterrl]

the government be like "yeah we lost 30 seconds of footage but he died"

[alienmaster @alienmasterrl]

hydration break for the mexicans is probably champagne and beer

[alienmaster @alienmasterrl]

Yo i just got a strawbussy

[alienmaster @alienmasterrl]

do they have poop flavoured yarts

[alienmaster @alienmasterrl]

if people used horniness as motivation there would be flying cars already

[alienmaster @alienmasterrl]

is tree hugger the plug of equestria

[alienmaster @alienmasterrl]

they should work on an oliver tree movie

[alienmaster @alienmasterrl]

why do we normalise the fact that babies grow so fast they're like a different person every month

[alienmaster @alienmasterrl]

having an airfryer in a caravan and having a cabin in the woods to chill would be the best life ever

[alienmaster @alienmasterrl]

i used to have a crush on birch wood

[alienmaster @alienmasterrl]

Portal 2 trickshot montage

[alienmaster @alienmasterrl]

i wish i could like the colour turquoise but the fanbase ruins it

[bonnie @fwrosting]

all ur boyfriend does is smoke and give you meat bitch ur dating a bbq

[alienmaster @alienmasterrl]

did jay z ever sell dinners

[alienmaster @alienmasterrl]

you either grow up to be cropdusted or the cropduster