bad influencer

Passionate about things and being angry

[bad influencer @aliennefeels]

Two moods:
1)Dont mind driving 45 mins to have a coffee with a friend
2)Id rather pee in a cup next to my bed than walk to the toilet

[bad influencer @aliennefeels]

@Arneau_Sir not on social media, on my camera roll....maybe.

[bad influencer @aliennefeels]

I BURNED MY TATTOO HAND ON THE OVEN TRYING TO MAKE VEGGIE NUGGETS FUCK 2012 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE

[bad influencer @aliennefeels]

Yo boi before you accepted my friend request I already knew when you and your ex broke up and also your two last places of employment

[bad influencer @aliennefeels]

Hands up if your camera roll is full of before photos but no after photos bc you're a useless sack of fat 🙆🏻🙆🏻🙆🏻🙆🏻🙆🏻

[VICE @VICE]

How celebrity tattoo trends influenced culture in 2016: https://t.co/ytMr57gbWR

[bad influencer @aliennefeels]

YOU THINK I liked ur picture from Oct by accident.

[bad influencer @aliennefeels]

I work with people daily and if I treated my clients the way @KrunchSA Sandton cashier treats hers Id get disciplined. #justsaying

[bad influencer @aliennefeels]

I am so over my questions always being answered with an eye roll and then a conversation with another staff member in a language I dont know

[bad influencer @aliennefeels]

What if I told your staff that I am fully aware that the smoothie will taste different if you leave the milk out @KrunchSA?

[bad influencer @aliennefeels]

"Having a bad day?"
Me:

[bad influencer @aliennefeels]

How many drunk texts did I send my ex at 2am on Monday?

[bad influencer @aliennefeels]

Someone: Shows slight interest
Me:

[bad influencer @aliennefeels]

"Do you want some highlight with this look?"
Me:

[bad influencer @aliennefeels]

"Dude whats wrong?"
Me:

[bad influencer @aliennefeels]

"Hay what would you like to eat?"
Me:

[bad influencer @aliennefeels]

Me: Im going to step away and remove myself from this argument
Customer: Yes step away racist

[bad influencer @aliennefeels]

Customer: What are you doing over there?
Colleague: Im doing figures
Customer: Racist

[bad influencer @aliennefeels]

Customer: I want a natural looking lipstick like what you're wearing
Me: Im not wearing any lipstick
Customer: Youre racist

[bad influencer @aliennefeels]

In a perfect world Ive been drunk twice already today