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@ThePoke My thoughts are with the truck driver in this KitKat debacle. Not a word about that. *rat stench in the air*

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@KITKAT Is the truck driver OK?

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@KITKAT Do you think the hijackers were just after the truck, in which case the kitkats may have been dumped somewhere....the ones that were not eaten by the Hijackers obviously.

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@TwopTwips Hey DJ's! A certain gravelly throated singer/songwriter from the 1980's has just pulled into the drive with a car load of pressies. YOU CAN STOP PLAYING THAT SONG NOW!

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@kilkennybuses Hi, I just noticed that the KK2 southbound stop at the Sycamores is closed. Is this permanent of just while maintenance work is being carried out?

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@adidas Is is really worth losing communities of Christian customers by associating your brand with Praying's Holy Trinity bikini? This goes way beyond being tone deaf. There are plenty of sports brands out there who manage to avoid insulting my Faith.

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@BolandCatherine @SuperValuIRL @MartyGuilfoyle My favourite is Leave The Door Open - Bruno Mars. Classic feel good soul! Ann

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@TwopTwips BORIS JOHNSON! The country is in crisis. How about another emergency drinks cabinet meeting?

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@MrOmega3 Lots of people imagine they're scientists, I'd imagine.

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@TwopTwips PRINCESSES Beatrice and Eugenie. Avoid mistaking the dessert trolly for the hat trolly by having a quick nibble first.

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@SuperValuIRL 5 euro

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@TwopTwips COMMUTERS. Ceate a window of opportunity for small rodents to traverse rush hour walkways by wearing these innovative mules to work.

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@deeforbes_dee Deeply disgusted with the RTE1 NYE Countdown Show's crude insult to God & the Blessed Virgin Mary. #iamcatholic

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@CartoonSaloon Hey Cartoon Saloon! Will there be a Wolfwalkers DVD and Art book available to buy?

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@Independent_ie Interesting article. Change is urgently needed. In addition, people found to be exaggerating personal injury claims should face stiff penalties.

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@ThePoke I'll just go get some Energy Drinks then.

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@ThePoke Brexit means Brexit

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@DohertyDouglas @ThePoke ..perchance to scream!

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@ThePoke BREMAIN (v.) A Schrodingeresque policy of leaving the EU whilst simultaneously maintaining EU membership rights.

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@Johnny_Two_Dogs Brexit certainly has some shakey foundations. And they've left the wiring unfinished.