Zev

Live laugh toaster bath.

[Zev @alienshaft69]

Crazy of quickly peace can return to your life.

[Zev @alienshaft69]

Ive put off doing me for far too long.

[Zev @alienshaft69]

Getting your girl off and turning your bed into a swimming pool never gets old 😈@space_titties

[Zev @alienshaft69]

Pay attention to the man behind the curtain

[Zev @alienshaft69]

I desperately need a need a nasty experimental bass song with a pre drop vocal that says, “Does all dick dick she sucks give her nasty morning breath…. Nasty!” Follow by the drop.

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@missywhiskey94 @space_titties

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@skylarwowo Hi

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If someone is the reason you finally had to go get medical insurance. They probably aren’t the one sweetheart.

[Zev @alienshaft69]

Literal crickets outside my window have never sounded so peaceful until tonight!

[Zev @alienshaft69]

Today I realized I was a wizard… With a natural talent that may very well rival Harry Potters… Let me explain!

So, I went to devour my ladies box earlier this afternoon as one does, and I raised my hand to open said box and reveal all the delicious wonders inside.

With a wiggle of my fingers and wink of the eye to the lady… I swear on the deathly hollows she squirted without a touch.

Never in my days did I think I was capable of such powerful magic! I didn’t even have speak the spell Wingardium Squirtiosa.

I wonder what hidden magic that I will discover I am capable of next! @space_titties

[Zev @alienshaft69]

@imnatking @space_titties

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Life is such a trip!

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Sometimes you just got laugh at the stupidity of it all

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We are but the sum of our memories.. keep making more!

[Zev @alienshaft69]

Embrace the suck

[Zev @alienshaft69]

You ever get the urge to just break stuff?

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@space_titties 🙃