green alien 👽

she/her
i am a real alien 🖖
22 minors dni

[green alien 👽 @aliensrul3]

sorry guys i’m nice now

[green alien 👽 @aliensrul3]

why do you give a fuck

[green alien 👽 @aliensrul3]

@zepheadshreemoy thank you bro

[green alien 👽 @aliensrul3]

i was so unpopular in high school that i thought parties were just something on movies and tv. i wasn’t even HEARING about them

[green alien 👽 @aliensrul3]

@musixbaba thanks dude

[green alien 👽 @aliensrul3]

@BUZZTHEJERK_ hello!

[green alien 👽 @aliensrul3]

i wasn’t at e3 this year because i was not invited. stop asking

[green alien 👽 @aliensrul3]

@inthismirror not really no

[green alien 👽 @aliensrul3]

@d1scotechnique i’m being performative. larping as angry

[green alien 👽 @aliensrul3]

why do you give a fuck

[Hivemind @hivemindassoc]

happy birthday snoopy!

[green alien 👽 @aliensrul3]

@K1NGKYO youtube hangs are the best man

[green alien 👽 @aliensrul3]

@R0MANTICALLYURS that was my things and then i realized 😭

[green alien 👽 @aliensrul3]

we have to stop climate change. the polar bears and the polar ice cats. they’re endangered

[green alien 👽 @aliensrul3]

@ccrystaleeyes yeah i botched the phrasing of this, that was what it was supposed to be

[green alien 👽 @aliensrul3]

if you kill someone, the number of murderers in the world stays the same. that’s why i killed 2 people

[green alien 👽 @aliensrul3]

body odor burnham

[phoebe @leanmaster2016]

what if basketball was pornographic that'd be inappropriate

[otter playing and smiling gifs @220fjord]

home movies

[green alien 👽 @aliensrul3]

music coming in left and right through the earphones

[linus @linus8090]

this review is like if you let an alt-right teenager on musictwt

[green alien 👽 @aliensrul3]

elon musk thinks he looks like morissey and morissey talks like he should look like elon musk