mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️

✨certified fujo✨
any unsolicited male interaction requires a $2k deposit 😒

[mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️ @aliensurfco]

“Let me take a picture of you”>>>>“Take a picture of me”

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

imagine dating someone who actually likes taking photos of you and not just because they were handed a phone to do it

[mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️ @aliensurfco]

complaining animes only have 24 episodes but not starting one piece is a choice

[mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️ @aliensurfco]

I LOVE MY QUIET BIG DICK EATER 🥰🥰

[♱ @yourdarkaddict]

les mecs qui ont une grosse bite j’ai remarqué ils parlent pas trop

[mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️ @aliensurfco]

One of the oldest profession btw

[6|2 @_Rubikiss]

we living in a prostitution era.

[mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️ @aliensurfco]

Hot take as a dubstep fan: ion like illenium 🫠🫠

[mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️ @aliensurfco]

She really is for the men and for the men only, huh?

[Novig @Novig]

Who better to tell you that Novig is Just Sports than Sydney Sweeney wearing just sports?

[mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️ @aliensurfco]

Before yall get up under here trying to talk to me, I MEANT MY MAN 😭 I already got my big-tittied, big-trapped EATER next to me. Yall got nothing to offer me.

[mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️ @aliensurfco]

Him eating me out while I’m watching Bleach>>>>>

[Anisa Ackerman🖤 @anisatweets]

While he is watching Bleach>>>>>

[mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️ @aliensurfco]

Holy fuck she’s so cute 😭😭 she gets to come home at the end of the month 🥹🥹

[mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️ @aliensurfco]

Going to meet my baby today stay tuned <3

[mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️ @aliensurfco]

I would switch to unscented everything

[Ÿûfįt🧚💅 @SoftMaryyy]

If your pregnant colleague asked you to change your perfume because the smell makes her sick, would you actually change it ??

[mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️ @aliensurfco]

People seeing you have zero problems in your life brings out the demons in them 🤣 it’s just insecurity let it pass

[Breeze 🦋 @BriaFilms]

I literally have zero drama in my life & I think that triggers people to try to create It for me? Gotta be It.

[mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️ @aliensurfco]

@f0rmulabi_1 Oh really? I’ve never seen a woman other than in films put it on like that. My mom and sister have bigger boobs. They just clasp it in the back around their stomach and then pull it up afterwards.

[mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️ @aliensurfco]

No woman puts her bra on like that 😭

[adri @adricazoorla]

todas las chicas se ponen el sujetador así, no

[mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️ @aliensurfco]

I beg get a hobby, have your own personality and a passion outside of your relationship 😭

[🎀 @16lee_]

lack of personal purpose causes romantic obsession, get a grip mate👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

[Nicari 🤍 @Nicari]

no ts has me crying 😭😭😭 there’s no way right? 💀

[mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️ @aliensurfco]

This set so fucking cute 😍

[skye:) @uluvvskye]

won’t let you forget

[mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️ @aliensurfco]

I just watched repullze hit the splits on stream I know Ashley is never bored 💀

[Hunxho· @hunxhoszn]

My toxic trait is fake trippin' knowing I really dgaf fr I just be bored 😂😭

[ᅠ @artindetails]

a timelapse of aurora borealis

[mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️ @aliensurfco]

Just one product and it’s sunscreen lmao

[nanabanana👼🏽 @wluvnana]

this skincare conversation is so funny to me because a lot of y’all’s definition of glow is warped.🤣 if you layer 2,3 products, and take a picture in the sun, OFCOURSE you’ll look shiny.

[mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️ @aliensurfco]

@IamIwali Tried so many cups and disks, none of them are comfortable for me 🫩

[mel D. love👽🏴‍☠️ @aliensurfco]

The silent treatment never worked on me. You gotta try something else to make me care babe.