astro boy 👽🛸

nothing is real | he/him/his

[astro boy 👽🛸 @alienthony]

dramatic ass app

[astro boy 👽🛸 @alienthony]

if an air bender can air bend the air out of someone’s lungs, couldn’t a water bender water bend water into someone’s lungs and drown them?🤔

[astro boy 👽🛸 @alienthony]

him: are you stupid

me:

[astro boy 👽🛸 @alienthony]

can anyone get me in contact with @DUALIPA I wrote a song for her fr

[MEHMOONICrave @themehmooni]

Thank you large weather rat

[astro boy 👽🛸 @alienthony]

do u guys think Megan trainer watched spy kids as a kid and thought “I’m gonna marry that boy” or it was just coincidence

[astro boy 👽🛸 @alienthony]

I don’t get why cheese gets moldy. u were aged over 10 months what’s another month or two tf

[astro boy 👽🛸 @alienthony]

time to become completely unhinged

[astro boy 👽🛸 @alienthony]

mmmmm 🤤

[CNN International @cnni]

World’s hardest dish? Stir-fried stones are China’s latest street food fad https://t.co/0Iu5Naegzm

[astro boy 👽🛸 @alienthony]

sometimes you realize you can’t break character in front of them and it fixes your relationship, but you gotta move out to be able to do that

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

my relationship with my parents improved when i started thinking of them as sitcom parents. and that sounds so silly but i realized if i kept on taking them seriously i would always be stressed. in order for us to get along i just gotta pretend our interactions have laugh tracks

[astro boy 👽🛸 @alienthony]

going out to eat w ur parents so it’s free but it’s with ur parents

[astro boy 👽🛸 @alienthony]

in Italy they don’t snort coke they snort parmesan cheese and I think that’s beautiful💚

[astro boy 👽🛸 @alienthony]

I don’t want to BeReal I want to BeHappy

[astro boy 👽🛸 @alienthony]

is anyone on here actually from Mississippi like is it actually a place with real people or did mark twain make
it up

[astro boy 👽🛸 @alienthony]

a birthday present to me !!!!!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Billie Eilish and Labrinth will release new single ‘Never Felt So Alone’ next Friday, April 7th.

[astro boy 👽🛸 @alienthony]

no officer u don’t understand, I was only on my phone because the act of driving itself isn’t stimulating enough to hold my attention

[astro boy 👽🛸 @alienthony]

cuz U have to jump out of the plane and land in water to get off

[astro boy 👽🛸 @alienthony]

innocence lost

[astro boy 👽🛸 @alienthony]

no but the chokehold “blank and blank, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes blank with a baby carriage” had on us in elementary school was seriously unwarranted

[astro boy 👽🛸 @alienthony]

you have to be a different kind of tired and it has to be a cold mid-december afternoon nap. one where it’s pitch black at 4pm. but yea