michael röbbins

author of Walkman (Penguin) and other books; associate professor of English

I don't post here

Free Palestine

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gyre wide af

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@ChrisBHaynes “to which the remarks continued”?

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@podsekalnikov i hate these fucking delusional morons

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@JeffBezos Hi Jeff, maybe you could pay your workers a living fucking wage instead of blowing up stupid toys, you absolute waste of carbon

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someone please let him know

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I’ve forgiven Jalen Brunson for the 2018 Final Four

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@bradbotkincbs please look up what “beg the question” means

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@CBBonFOX KU has the most wins, no matter what the NCAA says

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@jc_leonard lol

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@amhcrane87 just had a poem accepted by them & like uh

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I wrote about @lowtheband & Mimi Parker, who have always been there when I needed a band the most

https://t.co/8MII3BAcUB

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@j_g_allen post your salary, then ask the people complaining about subscriptions to post theirs (or their hourly wages). maybe you won’t be so supercilious then

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@mcmansionhell melting down because the people whom we rely on to get to work are relatively well-compensated for their drudgery

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@iosif_lazaridis you’re an idiot

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*featuring my two-hour Low playlist

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I wrote about @lowtheband & Mimi Parker, who have always been there when I needed a band the most

https://t.co/8MII3BAcUB

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@MSwain247 @Isaac__Trotter do you mean “higher” in the numerical sense? finishing 9th defensively (as we did last season) is intuitively “higher” than 20th

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@chrisokane_nyc @thezachloeffler reheated Frankfurters

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@chrisokane_nyc i mean, love calls gordon a “horrible gatekeeper,” but this is not worth arguing about

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@chrisokane_nyc i don’t care about corgan but courtney love is forever

https://t.co/ufvWtx3fUo