alth

be excellent to each other

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

He just wanted the neighbors to stop dumping garbage on mountain habitat so they body-shamed him?????????????? SMH. The Grinch is a conservation baddie, put some respect on his name WHOVILLE.

[Emma Keith @emma_ckeith]

tonight I may invent a beverage I’ll call the Oklahoma Watch Party which is just some kind of hard liquor in a Braum’s cherry limeade

[Yoni Brande @YoniAstro]

just got back from the cherished and universally beloved friend convention and they all knew you

[Greb Comics 🐸 @GrebComics]

Someone sent me this

[ForgetfuIPerson @ForgetfuP]

Hell yeah brother

[trash jones @jzux]

happy national boyfriend day to all my cashiers at trader joe’s

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

in my slut era

[LN @abernothing]

Deathcab for who, me?

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

Joe Biden continues to deliver

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Wait for it

[alth @AliErtl]

I think I still know every word to every one of these songs

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

19 years ago today that Hilary Duff released her iconic album Metamorphosis

What is your favorite track from the album?

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

(slam poetry open mic)

do NOT touch the
ARMA-
DILLOS.

It's 9 bands,
not FOR
hands.

ADMIRE,
from a
dist-
ANCE.

armadill?
no.
mo.

(everyone snaps)

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

How are we supposed to live laugh love in these conditions?

[Kangaroo Jake @KangarooJackoff]

Is this a "ruh roh" or "reeheehee" moment

[Dalton Baker @bakeryfreshhh]

Due to inflation my love will now be costing a thing

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court