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[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

this is actually sad 😅

[tya! @tyalana03]

i love me a lovey dovey man, keep that nonchalant shit away from me

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

normalize asking bartenders if they’ve “heard any rumours lately” so they can give you a fun little side quest

[Free People @FreePeople]

us and @UrbanOutfitters

[· @_maecol]

I be commenting under Tik Tok videos like a middle aged mom that just discovered Facebook

[Soup @soupinthering]

I’m literally addicted to fucking my friends

[charlie @chunkbardey]

ppl come over to ur house and are like “can i get myself a glass of water” and ur like “sure” and u look over and they’ve chosen literally the most random glass you’ve ever seen

[A L I ✺ @Alifreno]

@miaesg @iittmmee Same. But in a different sense.

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

One thing about me is I’m not gonna text you back

[pat garrett tha sheriff. @Iwannabuckbulls]

I like direct deposit.

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

It's sad but so true 😭

[marianne eloise @marianne_eloise]

sorry for not keeping in touch. i have literally nothing to say

[kenzie @kenzhadley]

yesterday i completed a chore that i’ve been putting off for 5 months. it took me 20 minutes. i will learn nothing from this

[A L I ✺ @Alifreno]

@iittmmee @occultstrology 🥴

[A L I ✺ @Alifreno]

@kayfishhhh It drives me crazzzy

[A L I ✺ @Alifreno]

At least twice a day, Terry calls ME to tell me he’ll call me right back because he’s busy

[jake @twistedjakex]

i think it’s important to realize that no matter how good you are to people, it won’t make them good to you.

[madz @madddiexo]

what do u possibly ask for christmas at 25. like bro i want a house