ali

I know what you are, but what am I?

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

In the bathroom after 3 sips of a martini

[matt @computer_gay]

no it's not

[vereena 🪐 @VereenaSayed]

i leave my house with nothing but apple pay and vibes

[ali @aligracejohnson]

@kirbyjayrogers

[trash jones @jzux]

no YOUR body is a temple. my body is a dave and buster’s

[Quilliam @nyquills]

[Masterchef]

Gordon Ramsay: describe the dish

Me: *proudly* ceramic, chef

[jos ϟ @josiekayyyy_]

happy to see everyone else falling in love with miles teller as they should have years ago

[crispin long @crispinoblong]

I think it’s cute when a straight man calls his friend who is very normal “an absolute legend” because he likes him and they have a nice time together

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Really incredible what the human body is capable of like how I can be 7 minutes late to a meeting that’s happening on my laptop sitting next to me on the couch

[Zachary Lancaster @zlancaster91]

This is the best performance of the day and it’s not even close. #OkState

[James @CaucasianJames]

went to the dollar store for a lint roller and returned with something much greater

[OSU Cowboy Football @CowboyFB]

Every school has a homecoming, but nobody does it like us.

#LetsRide | #GoPokes

[gon @chinesegon]

where can i buy this shirt

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

i dont have time for this

[Soup @soupinthering]

i was fighting for my life last night