alitch

my diary apparently

[Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt]

Praying for Charlie Kirk right now, for his wife and young children, for our country. We need God’s grace. God help us.

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

To survive an assassination attempt by mere millimeters then stop your security so you can raise your fist in defiance of death is the most badass thing I’ve ever seen in my life

I hope everyone is okay

Find the shooter

[alitch @aliitchh]

beach picnic playlist

[alitch @aliitchh]

ok @AMCTheatres hear me out….. heated seats

[alitch @aliitchh]

I’ve never wanted something more than the hourglass that goes fast during boring convos and slow during good ones

[Justin Randall @imjustinrandall]

Wait WHAT??!

[alitch @aliitchh]

@j_Liitchh Oh hayyyyyy

[alitch @aliitchh]

@gfish93 The nurse at urgent care giving you ur first Covid test

[alitch @aliitchh]

How do the moon go from being so big it’s basically banging on my front door to not visible in the sky even tho I can see stars

[alitch @aliitchh]

Major plot hole in Barbie is that they don’t have pets. Everyone would be so much happier

[alitch @aliitchh]

Revealing evidence of non human life feels like a PR stunt. One of the dudes sounded like he was reading script.

[alitch @aliitchh]

Get your shit together @TheGEICOGecko

[alitch @aliitchh]

It’s the summer of the Red Sangria. Don’t ask questions it’s a waste of everybody’s time. See you out there

[alitch @aliitchh]

Stamp prices have increased in case anyone was wondering

[alitch @aliitchh]

Got Wi-Fi to watch TikTok on my 6 hr flight now my algorithm all fucked up. Turns out plane me is not the same as ground me. Good to know

[alitch @aliitchh]

Zoned out driving way safer. Soon as I start actually paying attention the driving becomes questionable. Team autopilot

[alitch @aliitchh]

I hate it when you go out and there’s other people around

[alitch @aliitchh]

ITS SO MUCH BETTER