Ali

And God said, 'Let there be Winnie' and there she was. God saw that Winnie was good and gave her to me.

[Ali @alijhanson]

The goodest of the good girls

[Ali @alijhanson]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 30 Jan 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Ali @alijhanson]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 30 Jan 2011 (via @twi_age).

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” it’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient

[Ali @alijhanson]

Have you experienced thought broadcasting? (Where you think everyone can hear your thoughts)

[Ali @alijhanson]

0.1% let’s go @bbnomula ily

[Ali @alijhanson]

I miss this

[Ali @alijhanson]

I’m so mad the stereotype of upstairs neighbors is real

[Ali @alijhanson]

“Mrs. Ali I just wanted to say sorry for calling you a Karen”

[Ali @alijhanson]

Made one of the top 10 jokes of my life last night and Michael didn’t laugh

[Ali @alijhanson]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 30 Jan 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Ali @alijhanson]

Michael just got carded for an R rated movie 😂😂😂😂

[Ali @alijhanson]

Ticks are my absolute worst nightmare

[Ali @alijhanson]

@CameronMMurray Don't get me started on retail rescue yo

[Ali @alijhanson]

Road trip!

[Ali @alijhanson]

Literally just had a dream I was given a dog collar I've been wanting for Winnie. This is where my life is going.

[Ali @alijhanson]

Me @ Boise @amandajmcclain https://t.co/EFjkPiUDwc

[S. Sami @S_Universal]

Can't be under FBI investigation if there's no FBI Director.

[Ali @alijhanson]

This guys just pronounced sous vide as soos vid day

[Ali @alijhanson]

Just got a full pat down at TSA and they unpacked my bag for me 👌

[Ali @alijhanson]

Guess who threw out his back while pooping