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[Amir @AmirAminiMD]

I know the Nazi card is overused and almost never applies, but what the Israeli Knesset has overwhelmingly voted for today, a law to mass murder Palestinian detainees- prisoners who, inconveniently, cannot just be bombed in Gaza or shot in the streets- a law introduced by a genocidal minister with an international arrest warrant, is the most dystopian and evil shit perhaps any country has done since Nazi Germany.

[𝓙𝓲𝓶𝓶𝔂 𝓙 @JimmyJ4thewin]

A man claimed a PaIestinian-owned restaurant, Oasis in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, New York refused to serve him for wearing a Star of David.

But it later surfaced that he never even entered the restaurant.

He has since deleted the post.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but banks wouldn’t be paying out $437 million in settlements if what was in the Epstein files was a hoax.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Israel is an apartheid state.

That apartheid now officially includes the death penalty.

Israel has long engaged in mass extrajudicial executions of Palestinians.

It's now official state policy.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

In Iran, if a 12 year-old girl is forcefully impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term or spend life in prison.
Oops! My bad. I meant Mississippi, Texas, and Alabama.

[Bridget Phillipson @bphillipsonMP]

Reform UK said I was 'bullying' when I pointed out their colleague was jailed for beating up his former partner.

Now, they're trying to sneak him back into their party. So I'll say it again:

James McMurdock was jailed for beating up his former partner.

https://t.co/itgH71jiZo

[Ali M @alijmcc]

@thepenGW 😂😂😂

[Premier Sports @PremSportsTV]

Johnny Ventisei shares his feelings after making a memorable debut for @GlasgowWarriors ⚔️

"I'm absolutely buzzing... I can't even put it into words" 🗣️

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Just saw this and was about to post something amusingly ironic along the lines of : I'm sure Trump will be magnanimous in his response to a former foe. Then I saw his response and even my jaw hit the floor.
Bush: "He helped prevent another terrorist attack on US soil."
Obama: "One of the finest directors in the history of the FBI"
Trump: "I'm glad he's dead."
The current President of The United States is not a normal human being. He's a vicious, crude, unhinged cunt of a man.

[Glasgow Warriors @GlasgowWarriors]

How we shape up in the stats from tonight 🔥

#WhateverItTakes | @kube_net

[Premier Sports @PremSportsTV]

Franco Smith converses with our panel following tonight's 38-17 win for @GlasgowWarriors ⚔️

"We were surely going to try to score as many tries as possible, but I didn't think we'd get that many!" 🗣️

[Glasgow Warriors @GlasgowWarriors]

Have some of that 😮‍💨

[Ultimate Rugby @ultimaterugby]

Kyle Rowe masterclass✨

[Simon Thomas Rugby @simonrug]

They play some great rugby.
Franco Smith is a top, top coach.
The URC leaders defeat the reigning champions with a bonus point.

[Ali M @alijmcc]

@thepenGW Especially as you know the
ST price increase will be hefty...

[The London Economic @LondonEconomic]

'If the standards applied to Angela Rayner last year meant she had to resign, then the same standards must apply to Richard Tice here.'

[Rebecca Reid @RebeccaCNReid]

Why don't women enjoy motherhood? Asks the father of four who is on Twitter during peak tea time - bed time - bath time on Mother's Day.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

We can always rely on lying gobshite Alex Jones to lead the charge in spreading complete bollocks about Harman Kapoor being arrested for not selling halal meat. Whereas the grifting shit-stirrer was actually arrested for making threats with a knife.

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Nigel’s current partner, the Frenchwoman Laure Ferrari, was given the job as his parliamentary assistant when he was an MEP.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

It was Margaret Thatcher, who you love, who privatised all the UK oil and gas.