Mr. Courage

The Lord shall fight for me, and I shall hold my peace. Exo 14:14.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

As we celebrate academic excellence, we will also acknowledge the teachers who made it possible.

Thank you for your thankless service, Tony.

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

This Chinese guy has successfully exposed all magicians 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

First time seeing someone not get embarrassed at the reflex machine.

[Blessing Tonia Wagna @TWagner39886]

It takes $0 to retweet to save a dying mother 🙏

[Mateusz Michalik @MudMilchek]

@GrantSlatton I had a similar issue. 1st guy I called just sounded like a rat sympathiser so I hung up on him mid sentence. 2nd guy came over and seemed OK but he had a pony tail + rat like features - not to be trusted.

Finally, I got a guy who had half his ancestors die of bubonic plague

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

have a rat getting into my attic somehow

calling exterminators to get quotes

one guy sounds like rats slept with his wife or something, guy was getting angry just talking about rats

found my contractor

[wonderBe💫 @truthhunterlive]

@realMaalouf

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Unfortunate greetings to you @OgbeniDipo

This message is not in anyway intent to educate you, you've descended below the capacity to retain any form of intelligence - it is intended to ridicule you.

Absolute wonderkids went to represent the country you claim to love more than us, they excelled wonderfully only for you to dogwhistle your fellow ewedu crooners to a space in order to ridicule them on the grounds of their ethnicity.

You and your fellow guttersnipes love to exist in the delusion that you're the most educated tribe - as someone who has twice whatever the height of your academic peak is, no modicum of education shines through you - just bubbles of intellectual fraud & disgusting bìgötry (I added the ami ohun to satisfy your insatiable need for cultural preservation.

For years, you hawked CV reviews like your life depended on it - when it stopped putting food on your table, you began to ridicule education to promote the akaranification & kukulization of the economy just because of your new job designation as Dean of Studies, Apoda Twitter.

It hurts me personally you know, that a good number of trees have to stay alive just to satisfy the oxygen need for people like you. People like you who play destructive roles in the society, who deserve to be melted into asphalt to fill potholes.

People like you are cancerous because your presumed academic journey & perceived exposure allows your to command a certain level audience when the strength of your intelligence can be measured in kilobytes.

Whatever Alex has done that you and your insiduous ilk suppose to imitate, celebrate, collaborate or encourage - you're tearing down at the expense of children who have done nothing to you.

Just because the covering duvet doesn't have pockets, motorcycles don't have conductors & we cannot put airconditioning units in tricycles - every single effort you commit to will convert to vain.

If the owners of the morning agree to initiate your progress, the custodians of the night will stage a protest.

We cannot be championing a campaign against olodo uprising only for our first major academic win as a country to surface weeks after - only for proglottides like yourselves to shit on it, just because it satisfies your bìgötry KPIs.

It will not be well with you.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Imagine watching a video like this, hearing international feats of a child like this.

And the first thing that comes to your mind, as a 50 year old is to open a space session in order to tear him & his fellow peers down.

@OgbeniDipo it will not sound for you.

[Cassidy @Cassidy0tx9]

🙏 I never thought I’d have to ask for help like this.
Stage 4 cancer has turned my life upside down.
Any donation or share helps me continue my treatment.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart

[Kat™ The Hammer ⚒️ @KatTheHammer1]

In case you missed it yesterday!
I still can't breath! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
This guy does not take himself too seriously!

[Steven Kefas @SKefason]

Ibanga Isine, an award-winning investigative journalist, did a multi-part deep dive into the killings in Southern Kaduna. By the time he published his investigation, nine of his sources had died mysteriously, one after another. Ibanga eventually fled Nigeria and only returned after El-Rufai was rendered politically irrelevant by the Tinubu administration.

As for me, after my release from 162 days of illegal detention, I began receiving death threats. My close friend, Rev. Fr. John Mark, who had called weeks earlier to warn me to be on my guard, was abducted and murdered without any ransom demand. I fled Nigeria by road and only returned after El-Rufai left office.

Abubakar Idris, popularly known as Dadiyata, was not so fortunate. He never made it back alive after his abduction. The same tactics used to abduct him were used against me in Port Harcourt, but God spared my life.

If you think El-Rufai deserves sympathy, then you need to have your brain seriously examined.

[﹆ @flowzki]

my mom commented on some viral post on facebook .. and they’re dragging her badly.. she’s even arguing with everybody & crashing out in real life ... i’ve lowkey joined them with my burner account & said my mind too …

she must learn today that the internet has no parents 😂😂

[Oo Nwoye @OoTheNigerian]

I've always seen all these "Victor has a personal story for everything".

I'll comment on this only because my Oga @asemota has done so.

Victor has 3 gifts that make him an outlier in the general population.

1. An incredible memory.

2. Ability to draw lesson and connect dots the everyday mind cannot.

3. Great story telling ability.

Today, you and Victor can go to the Market and comeback. Maybe you'd experience a policeman doing something, otherwise, it would be uneventful.

In 2046, Victor will recollect specific details and draw a connection with a book he read in 2036. And write a wonderful narrative about it.

Secondly his uncle HI (Henry Imaseka) na OG of banking. Google him. Imagine a Victor today being the PA of Iyin Aboyeji from 2013 to date. Do you know the number of experiences he would have had? Now think Michael Seibel or Paul Graham and you will understand how he was at the center of everything.

Victor's gravest error is not writing a book, or having a profile written about him. So it is easy to take him for granted.

We take many geniuses for granted because we have access to them on Twitter. If Da Vinci was on Twitter today, someone from the intellectual gutter would clapback with a quote tweet and he'd get rewarded with RTs.

I got Victor to start blogging 10 years ago. I wish I can get him to tell a bit of his story. I am still waiting for a response from Trump.

Until then, I'll make my second best offer.

I do not have much money but if Victor agrees to speak to @Jolomijo for a profile (he wrote a wonderful profile of me and made me look interesting. See pinned tweet), I will donate ₦500K to any orphanage in Edo State of his choice.

I know your time is expensive but... Oga Victor, will you deprive Edo State orphans of their small funds?

More importantly, you'd have something your kids can read about. That is priceless.

No more joking around, it's time to use blackmail. You greats MUST tell ya stories.

[Nanyo 💋🖤 @Nanyo_sae]

My senior colleague dey ragebait me🤣🤣

First, you asked me to get you water downstairs. We're on the 3rd floor, and the water is at the canteen outside the building. Fine, I agreed because the elevator was working.

Now you're asking me to go back downstairs to pick up a package for you. As if on cue, NEPA happened and the elevator stopped working.
I told you to wait until the light comes back, and you said, "Can't you use the stairs"?
I said I couldn't.
Next thing, you're shouting, "All these young nurses are very disobedient, in our days we used to climb with our legs to the 7th floor of buildings.

Pele, Lord of the suffering, accurate hard "sali" muscles. I am not going.

[DaSuKi @chukaobi]

Thank you for bringing this up.

During his tenure, the Federal Ministry of Sports and the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) promised that Awka had been selected as one of six locations in Nigeria earmarked for a fully funded FIFA-standard stadium. Obi's administration immediately allocated the land for it.

Believing the federal/FIFA project would cover the state's need for a mega-stadium, Obi intentionally redirected state resources away from a single grand arena and focused instead on scattering multiple mini-stadiums and upgrading local facilities across Anambra, focusing heavily on grassroots sports development across the state. So he cleared out existing structures to build new sports arenas and provided financial intervention to upgrade private and community-owned facilities.

Stadiums Built or Initiated by Peter Obi:

Justice Chuba Ikpeazu Stadium—
PO demolished the old Onitsha North Local Government Secretariat that sat on sporting grounds to build this brand-new mini-stadium. It was commissioned in July 2009.

Godwin Achebe Stadium/Onitsha South Stadium—
Obi relocated the Onitsha South Local Government Secretariat to construct this new mini-stadium, naming it after the famous Enugu Rangers & Nigerian national team captain.

Awka Mini-Stadium—
He initiated and laid the structural foundations for the Awka Stadium to ensure the state capital had dedicated public sporting facilities.

Financial Support for Other Sports Facilities:

- Rojenny Sports Complex (Oba):
Obi’s administration intervened heavily in this iconic but abandoned private facility, injecting about ₦100 million (N1 billion today) to rebuild it so it could host state-wide and regional competitions.

- Ikpeazu Redoubtables Stadium:
He provided ₦30 million (N300 million today) to the private proprietors of the club to develop their stadium grounds.

Note: The promised FIFA stadium project was ultimately never executed by the sports federation, as the money was misappropriated by them.

I hope you learned a thing or two.

[Feiyan Xie @FeiyanXie]

难怪有的风景死活找不到🤣

[KFC France @KFCFrance]

pour des raisons évidentes, aucune serviette ne sera disponible dans nos restaurants aujourd’hui.

[eskimeyen videolar @eskimeyenvideo]

Bu video hiç eskimiyor her izlediğimde güldürüyor

[Marcela Quintero @Marcela252016]

Ayer estuve en una cena familiar y surgió el tema de los tatuajes...
mi tía dijo que los tatuajes son un pecado,
Uno de mis sobrinos respondió:
bueno, ya sabes, engañar a mi tío tampoco es algo santo...
Nunca había tenido una fiesta más animada...