Ali Keyes

WA ➡️ CO

[Ali Keyes @alikeyes]

My Econ professor just tried to call her lecture hall full of students born in 97-99, 2000's babies and the backlash was the most class participation I've seen all semester

[𝑺𝒕✩𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 | CELEBRITY ASTROLOGER @yungkalez]

To be a great gifter is to be a great listener

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the world can be so fucking beautiful sometimes

[...the divine feminine... @LetaX]

Now that I’m officially the family’s mac n cheese lady, I move different in the house

[$('𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞').𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 @dope_projects]

80% of republicans favored Kamala Harris policies over Trumps in a blind polling.

So, let’s be abundantly clear…It was not about policy.

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

My age is news to me every single time I remember

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

a drug that makes u feel like u fell asleep in the backseat of your parents car and get carried inside and tucked into bed

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

me: how many are in a dozen

baker: 13

me: why

baker: cause fuck 12

[Ali Keyes @alikeyes]

Zoom calls are challenging for my family that is perpetually prone to talking over each other

[Colorado State University @ColoradoStateU]

RT if you're a #ColoradoState graduate 🎓👏

GO RAMS 🐏💚

#CSUClassof2020 | #CSURamGrad2020

[Colorado State University @ColoradoStateU]

🎓4,234 undergraduates

🎓1,735 graduate students, including

🎓201 Ph.D. students

🎓135 Doctor of Veterinary Medicine

All earned their #ColoradoState degrees 👏🐏

Congratulations, #CSUClassof2020🎉

#CSURamGrad2020

[Ali Keyes @alikeyes]

So I made Beau a TikTok... https://t.co/C18GjXwhYL

[Ali Keyes @alikeyes]

Why is everyone making bread?

[🤡 @cedoni]

Class of 2020 didn’t even have a fighting chance. We started with the election of Donald Trump and we’ll end with coronavirus. Comedy.

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Some of y’all have never been to Flavortown, but that’s none of my business... 😂

[Ali Keyes @alikeyes]

Group projects be like 🙄

[N͓̽i͓̽n͓̽a͓̽🦋 @Nina_Bakaheart]

Retweet to feed the cat a slice of salmon.
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[Ali Keyes @alikeyes]

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