Amy Lyn

Cleveland Enthusiast. Does not like goat cheese.

[Amy Lyn @alilbitbubbly]

@FlyFrontier I'm currently on chat with one of your managers, but I think he's ignoring me. ☹️ It's been 45 minutes since he took over from the agent and I haven't heard from him since his first message. Can someone please just help me fix my mistake?

[Amy Lyn @alilbitbubbly]

@realDonaldTrump This tweet did not age well.

[Amy Lyn @alilbitbubbly]

The level of effort a guy should put in during sex should correlate with the amount of effort we put into getting ready for it. If I shave my whole legs (above the knee too), hoo-ha, & armpits, he had better make me see Jesus, shake his hand, and also find out how his day was.

[Amy Lyn @alilbitbubbly]

DMB soothes the soul. #PayItForwardLIVE

[Amy Lyn @alilbitbubbly]

#payitforwardlive
https://t.co/M5JAHx1HN9

[chip malfunction @online_shawn]

My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn't know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

If we get 1,000,000 RTs, we'll lick the foul pole.

No, we're not warm yet.
Yes, we will do it.

[Absurdistwords @absurdistwords]

We've gotten to the point where shutting down the government is a casual dispute tactic

#ShutdownStories reminds us that a shutdown isn't a no harm tactic.

The federal gov't is the largest public sector employer. Thousands upon thousands of hardworking people don't get paid now

[Megan Southard @southardmeg]

Idea: use the millions raised on the Wall-GoFundMe to pay federal workers’ late fees, interest payments, etc. Chances are that guy is never gonna donate the $ to govt anyway. #shutdownstories

[MoveOn @MoveOn]

Everyone should take a moment to read some #ShutdownStories. The #TrumpTantrum is in full effect and throwing hundreds of thousands of lives into chaos over his hateful and wasteful border wall.

[Amy Lyn @alilbitbubbly]

@realDonaldTrump

[Amy Lyn @alilbitbubbly]

2/3 of Iowa's Republican voters are too stubborn to admit they chose poorly.

[CNN @CNN]

Two-thirds of Iowa's Republican voters say they would definitely vote to re-elect Trump if the general election were held today, but nearly as many say the state's party ought to welcome challengers to the President https://t.co/55x4mNq5cx

[Amy Lyn @alilbitbubbly]

Today I felt the wind in my hair. Which is how I knew it was time to shave my legs.

[Count von Count @CountVonCount]

Two thousand seventy four!

[Amy Lyn @alilbitbubbly]

@ShitHotel

[Amy Lyn @alilbitbubbly]

No, there will not be a dicount on our room rates tonight because of the snow.

[Amy Lyn @alilbitbubbly]

Because I have the hand/eye coordination and small motor skills of a toddler, I am now wearing my tank backwards to hide the enchilada sauce.

[Amy Lyn @alilbitbubbly]

NASA Will Land A Spacecraft On Mars Today - Here's How To Watch Live!

via @IFLScience: https://t.co/UATarOPCsU

[Amy Lyn @alilbitbubbly]

Also thanks?

https://t.co/p7BztbywJ2

[Amy Lyn @alilbitbubbly]

Thanks @TheInspiroBot

https://t.co/njejjTUgwc