Hidwee

slightly taller than Britney Spears

[Hidwee @alilottthot]

Not smoking ganja has reminded me how annoying I am, when I don’t smoke ganja

[Hidwee @alilottthot]

Please teach your sons how to do/ identify basic housework that needs to be done #imnotyamum

[Hidwee @alilottthot]

After 20 years of needing/wearing glasses.. all this technology you’d think it would be faster than two weeks to have vision again..

[zach @zachbreechen]

when my bf won’t let me bite him as hard as i can for no reason

[Hidwee @alilottthot]

“Hey baby are you @darrenhayes? Because I wanna Savage your Garden…” - my dumb fuck lover

[Hidwee @alilottthot]

Can customers stop saying ‘you can have it’ after I ask them if they are done with their meal. No fucking thank you, you dirty cretin I do not need your leftovers x #getoffyourhighhorse #idontknowyou #hospo #ew

[Hidwee @alilottthot]

No one or anything makes me cringe more than myself

[Hidwee @alilottthot]

Man, I miss my mum

[Fa’ve 🏴 @JFave_901]

LOOK AT HOW SHE ATE THAT

[Hidwee @alilottthot]

So at what age do you learn self control?

[Hidwee @alilottthot]

I get questioned a lot about why I didnt go to uni: here’s your answer
if I die , my life insurance isn’t enough to pay my sisters student loans. I’ve been alive for almost 25 years.. she went to uni for 3

[hannah @Hannahherd]

See when a was younger people would say aw hangovers get worse as u get older a thought they meant at like 40 no at 23

[Hidwee @alilottthot]

Watching birds drink is one of my favorite pass times

[Hidwee @alilottthot]

Is life just consistently this hard? Fuck just give me a break.

[Hidwee @alilottthot]

The longer I’m on hold the less patience I have for whomever answers

[oneek @auqeno]

i apologized to a man this morning so ladies i did this for all of us y’all should be good to not apologize for the next 5-7 weeks!

[meow @BestOfMeow]

Art by Arash Shayesteh

[Hidwee @alilottthot]

@cottoncandaddy @fatimashakerr This scares me…