Mrs. Krabs

stay mad

[X @Xouy17]

Normalize leaving people in whatever weird reality they have chosen.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

tolerating always turns to resentment btw

[Justin Welsh @thejustinwelsh]

Every unsuccessful person I know believes the game is rigged. Every successful person knows the game is rigged and learns how to play.

[Mrs. Krabs @alilovesllamas]

If the kids were smart, they'd keep the land tho.
THIS is the power of buying assets.

[Lien @Jacksonsrule]

Dad buys land for $100K. Today it's worth $5M. Dad doesn't sell because selling triggers huge tax bill. Dad borrows against it instead. A loan isn't income. So no tax. Dad lives off the loans for decades. Dad dies still owning the land. Kids inhert at $5M basis.
Kids sell & owe nothing to the lRS. The $4.9M gain? Gone This is exactly what wealthy
families do to avoid taxes and build generational wealth.

[Mrs. Krabs @alilovesllamas]

...grocery shopping for office lunches, meal prepping said lunches and dinners, physically getting ready to go into an office, commuting to an office....

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The wildest part about POVERTY is how much time it steals. Waiting for buses. Calling assistance offices. Comparing grocery prices. Fighting insurance. Sitting at laundromats. Being poor is a second job nobody pays you for.

[Mrs. Krabs @alilovesllamas]

Do dogs not do this?

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I stayed at someone's house last week and they have a cat. And I never knew this but, when you go to sleep... cats just wander about the house catting all night? You can't "put a cat to bed"?! The cat just... gets the house for a while?! Fucking nuts.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Tell me a vegetable you don’t like, I’ll go first: Mitch McConnell

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Imagine if Obama was directly connected to Epstein, made $2 billion off crypto scams, grifted a $400 million plane form Arab Royals, and started and lost a war with Iran.

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

me watching married people at work flirt with their coworkers

[PAYWALLMEN.COM @ICONOCLASTIAE]

Hating men is the only way to get a good man. If you like men you’ll tolerate anything, if you hate them, only the best will be good enough.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Say what you will about Joe Biden, but I have absolutely no fucking idea when his birthday is.

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

The only person who should be able to offend you, is you. Because you’re the only one who really knows you. Everyone else is shouting at a character they made up in their head with 99% filled in with projections from their own life.

[Mrs. Krabs @alilovesllamas]

yes yes YES

[🎀Adjoa Lee ᴸᴿ🌹⭐ @lee_adjoa]

5 ways to annoy your wife🤣🤣

[Jelena @Feralfairy13]

My kind of people are the ones who are easily delighted by a good heirloom tomato

[ness 🍇 @nessasleone]

i feel soooo bad for people who have the cilantro tastes like soap gene

[Mrs. Krabs @alilovesllamas]

@LeilaHormozi I love this energy

[Amy Nixon @texasrunnerDFW]

PSA to Millennials and Gen Z:

Literally HALF the people you know are getting financial support from their parents

[Ryan Gasoline @Ryan_Gasoline]

For people who party there's a period around age 30 where friend groups split into the ones who clean up their act and the ones who ramp up the self-destruction, and it's an ugly process