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soup, sex & sun salutations 🍃

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

should i turn 28 be honest

[Anubis @eduantao]

Eu fingindo estar bem com uma situação que claramente está me afetando

[⋆⁺₊⋆ali ⋆⁺₊⋆ @alimillner]

every time i mop at work my oura ring thinks im ice skating

[Megan Nyvold @MeganNyvold]

My oura ring is like perhaps you did 12 minutes of downhill skiing at 7:15pm in miami Florida

[⋆⁺₊⋆ali ⋆⁺₊⋆ @alimillner]

what the fuck do you mean a red herring is a fish and not a bird

[⋆⁺₊⋆ali ⋆⁺₊⋆ @alimillner]

a very niche louis tomlinson song is playing at walgreens & i have no one to talk to about it

[⋆⁺₊⋆ali ⋆⁺₊⋆ @alimillner]

i just fell to my knees

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

Girls it was insane....Smoked turkey mozzarella smashed avocado lettuce tomato and mayo with sundried tomato pesto on rosemary focaccia

[⋆⁺₊⋆ali ⋆⁺₊⋆ @alimillner]

every time it rains i get this fear the windows in my car are down. i haven’t driven in 3 days

[⋆⁺₊⋆ali ⋆⁺₊⋆ @alimillner]

beatboxing really freaks me out

[⋆⁺₊⋆ali ⋆⁺₊⋆ @alimillner]

i can’t wait to drink a ginger ale tomorrow

[Jake @jacobwarwick11]

I deadass would rather go through heartbreak again than lose another wordle

[⋆⁺₊⋆ali ⋆⁺₊⋆ @alimillner]

@jacobwarwick11

[⋆⁺₊⋆ali ⋆⁺₊⋆ @alimillner]

i lost my 157 day wordle streak

[⋆⁺₊⋆ali ⋆⁺₊⋆ @alimillner]

me i’m bringing it back

[Big Glenn Network @BigGlennNetwork]

You guys remember the BeReal app? That was actually kind of a cool concept. I wonder if there are people still grinding away on there.

[bri @bribrisimps]

this was literally the shot heard round the world

[⋆⁺₊⋆ali ⋆⁺₊⋆ @alimillner]

me ice skating on mondays at 6:45 pm

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Having hobbies as an adult is wild. You’ll get emotionally demolished at work and then be like “Anyway, I’m off to swimming class at 6:30 pm”

[⋆⁺₊⋆ali ⋆⁺₊⋆ @alimillner]

for my job i post leaderboards to socials & i make sure to put the women on the first slide then the men

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

tell me your most unhinged way that you practice microfeminism in your life (I'm not talking about "assume the doctor is a woman", give me insane ones thx)

[Jake @jacobwarwick11]

Another day spent being funny

[⋆⁺₊⋆ali ⋆⁺₊⋆ @alimillner]

i am not strong enough for this episode

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

this show ain’t big enough for the both of them

[⋆⁺₊⋆ali ⋆⁺₊⋆ @alimillner]

they’re playing free bird after every usa goal & i’ve never felt so patriotic in my life USA USA USA USA USA