J’ai tiré un missile Satan 2 avec une balle de basket dans la nuque de la 1er de la classe sans faire exprès j’ai reçu le même traitement que les nazi à Nuremberg
I received some shocking news this week.
I tested positive for gonorrhea.
The doctor told me I can’t fuck anyone for 2 weeks.
Unfortunately, I will not be able to follow the doctor’s orders since we play against TL tomorrow.
"Ermmm aren't you worried there's gonna be spyware on these" mf I do not care!!! The US government and Israel already listens to all my shit why do I care if the Chinese government listens in on it? All they're gonna hear is me yearning for bad bitches who play
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