ali

also not to be confused with prince ali or king of the sea

[ali @alinotyourbaba]

ya3ni bamya is so goated idk what anyone is talking about

[ali @alinotyourbaba]

delete tiktok for a week…redownload…delete….but ill never delete you twitter

[ali @alinotyourbaba]

brain rot has started to rot my brain unexpectedly

[ali @alinotyourbaba]

my timbers shiver every single time i hear these spanish mfs say grathias

[ali @alinotyourbaba]

working with old rich guys is fun until they call you sport like calm down captain america

[ali @alinotyourbaba]

a shower thought I always have is did i ever eat chicken from the same chicken or drink milk from the same cow twice??

[ali @alinotyourbaba]

grown man saying twin go grow some balls please

[ali @alinotyourbaba]

how come i make a playlist and even then i skip half the songs????

[ali @alinotyourbaba]

only in a middle eastern household will you have 2 cars and not have a car

[ali @alinotyourbaba]

the price you pay for true love is grief

[ali @alinotyourbaba]

due to inflation and this generation being retarded one good girl is now worth a billion b*tches

[ali @alinotyourbaba]

some people never change and live the lives they deserve and thats all you need to know at the end of the day

[ali @alinotyourbaba]

money doesn’t buy happiness but it can buy a 458 spider

[ali @alinotyourbaba]

but habibti what is the name of our wi-fi gonna be when we live together???

[ali @alinotyourbaba]

which one is gayer a man dying his hair or him wearing a cross earring?

[ali @alinotyourbaba]

the goal is to be that husband in the plaza recording their wife dancing with their kid

[ali @alinotyourbaba]

does ai do anything besides agreeing to everything you ever tell it???????????????????

[ali @alinotyourbaba]

moroccann dudes might be the most annoying guys ever

[ali @alinotyourbaba]

what disappoints you once will never stop disappointing you

[ali @alinotyourbaba]

we should judge different cultures based on wether or not they use bidets