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[Alison Paddle @alipaddle]

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[Jenny Reeve @jenreeve190]

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[Mavi Lopez-Martine🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇺🇪🇺🇬🇧 @MartineMavi]

Today I was rather surprised to learn that the Prime Minister has an Anti-Corruption champion.

I was even more surprised to learn that it’s John Penrose, husband of Dido Harding. We really are being trolled, aren’t we?

[Rob Knott @Procure4Health]

Five contract award notices for PPE were published today, worth a total of £319 million, all awarded to the infamous Crisp Websites, aka 'PestFix'. This brings the total value of contracts awarded to this company to £351 million.
@HCSAprocurement

[mary beard @wmarybeard]

For those of you who cant get enough of the I Claudius crew, here is Brian B..teasing the lovely S Phillips (dont worry no one was being serious!) . Also on the programme is Derek Jacobi being a brilliant Claudius.

[Alison Paddle @alipaddle]

@julie_doughty @legalcheek Congratulations! That's some achievement, Julie, in a world with Donald Trump and Boris Johnson, not to mention Matt Hancock, Grant Shapps, Priti Patel, Chris Grayling...

[Tomer Ullman @TomerUllman]

Stock photos of busy parents on the computer, rated for realism:

1: Mom has both hands on computer, child seems to need no supervision at all. Work is getting done. Mom is even smiling! This sucks, 2 out of 10.

[Richard Doy pro-Democracy, anti-Fascism @Richie9299]

@lallyallan @JolyonMaugham @michaelgove Help remove the Tory Govt from No.10!

If not already done, please sign the Petition below, RT and spread the word to family, friends, colleagues and followers! 👍💣

Thank you for your support 👏🏽

#PVONC People's Vote Of No Confidence in #BorisJohnson

https://t.co/TV5hHhmbPU

[Alison Paddle @alipaddle]

Our #nhs workers have given everything during this crisis. So @BorisJohnson before you start clapping for bankers as you mentioned we shd do, can you give NHS heroes a much-deserved pay rise?

[John Crace @JohnJCrace]

This is what a mid life crisis looks like

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

Text from Sir Mark Sedwill:

‘I can’t cope with this any longer Ken. Honestly, these bastards make Katie Hopkins look like Mother Teresa’

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

This attack on our impartial civil service is completely unacceptable.
The more so because the hand behind it belongs to an unelected official who treats rules - & the rest of us - with contempt https://t.co/e1YUMxUzDa

[Stewart Wood @StewartWood]

On the 10th anniversary of Michael Gove scrapping £1bn from Labour's schools building project, Boris Johnson announces £1bn for a Conservative schools building project.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Please RT if you won’t forget the many sacrifices that NHS staff have made in recent months.

https://t.co/QIN93bXZ36

[Prof. Devi Sridhar @devisridhar]

If Scotland, N.Ireland & Republic of Ireland can all drive numbers low & head towards a ‘zero COVID’ goal —> why can’t England? Takes leadership, clear strategy, building functional test/trace/isolate system & trust in govt.

[Maureen Fitzsimmons @mojos55]

Jacob Rees-Mogg’s Company Accounts show c£103M profit over last 5 years, but paid ZERO UK corporation tax as ultimate ownership in Cayman Islands.
No contribution for schools, hospitals, roads, defence, public services, welfare etc. No wonder he is keen to avoid new EU tax laws.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

It's now been over a month since you last told us how many people are being tested - so this claim is utterly meaningless.
What's truly 'phenomenal' is your constant disingenuous boasting about your handling of this crisis, which by any criteria has been a complete disaster.

[Prof. Devi Sridhar @devisridhar]

Very hard to re-open economy if virus still circulating at high level. Lesson: going out of lockdown with case numbers too high & without functioning test/trace/isolate system -> back into lockdown. Lockdown/release cycles bad path for economy & health.

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

1️⃣I support Israel’s right to exist
2️⃣I support a Palestinian state
3️⃣I believe holocaust was evil
4️⃣I’m offended by abuse of any Jewish person
5️⃣I stand agst Govt of Netanyahu & in support of Liberal Israelis
6️⃣I reject Govt’s illegal occupation & #annexation

7️⃣Its that simple

[That Civil Service tweet twice a day (fan account) @ThatCivilTweet]

Arrogant and offensive. Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?