alisa saueressig

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

My body is my journal and my tattoos are my story

[Thomas L. Leonard @414thomas]

“I can’t drink like I used to.” - Wisconsinites in their early 20s

[alisa saueressig @alisa_225]

@NELLIFIED21 Love this ❤️

[ny guy @urlocalnyguy]

To students starting school today,

Please be nice to your teachers. My dad is 53 years old, and not a whiz w technology. He’s called me EVERY day, attempting to practice because he’s so nervous and wants what’s best for his students.

Please be patient with them. They’re trying.

[alisa saueressig @alisa_225]

@bogbatch She was so mean!!!!

[caitlion 🐈‍⬛ @c_moneyy21]

am I seriously the only one who never had a one direction phase

[Libby @libbywes10]

I’m wondering when I’m going to stop being such a ding dong ???

[alisa saueressig @alisa_225]

“Punch me in the stomach so I can puke out my sins” -MissTasty

[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

It’s not a dad bod, it’s a father figure

[hay @heydanclerka]

sometimes you just don’t vibe with certain people like you used to and that’s okay

[Carley 🤖 (snob) @carleypero]

Do you wake up super early every time you drink or are you normal?

[alisa saueressig @alisa_225]

@savage_rooster1 Uhm, id say I’m better than @troy_matenaer ... just saying....

[Soft Top CEO @Be_inTIMidated]

My mom taught me If they didn’t invite you... don’t ask to go.

[alisa saueressig @alisa_225]

Brett says to me....
“I should claim you as a dependent cause damn” #rude

[Tammy K Ly @tammykayly]

Unpopular opinion but I hate roundabouts

[alisa saueressig @alisa_225]

I love you @QuinnXCII

[alisa saueressig @alisa_225]

Played the wii tonight... What has gotten into me and all this working out!?

[SoloExpress @lososavage58]

Taco dip makes you feel different

[alisa saueressig @alisa_225]

Just to put in perspective how much I workout... I went fishing and my arm had been sore for two days...