Me & my sister talkin bout red flags this bitch says the dude sheβs seeing has none n I was like HELL NAH LMAO I FAIL TO BELIEVE THERES A MAN WITH NO RED FLAGS lmao π€£ everyone got one mine might look burgundy tho so we Gucci but MEN ?!?! already 5 red flags right there πππ
At the store
Cashier: Your total is $6.66 (π¬)
Normal people : yikes lemme add something real quick
Me: ight bet today is the day ππ
Cashier: πππ