Alisa Rose

I basically only tweet about my roommate

#hamont

[Alisa Rose @AlisaRose]

@MrsTu There are actually a ton of cheeses that are super low lactose/lactose free like Cheddars and goudas! Way more than you'd think and I wonder if maybe the fermentation with Kefir affects how your body can break it down?

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@MrsTu You can always slide the hobonichis into the travellers system if you want to, the holding system is literally just an elasticized string so you can put a ton of weird stuff into it in my experience

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@MrsTu Maybe cinnamon flavour toothpaste(w/fluoride) would help/be different enough to avoid/lessen the obstacle?

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@MrsTu Still counts!

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@MrsTu 🥲

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@asweeting LOL clever

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@dueface Based on what I've seen the concern is surgery to help with cleanliness(outside of religion) but that can be taught so 👎 imo

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@belatucadros @MrsTu In Ireland you can even just buy little packs of shelf stable pancakes in plastic!

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@MrsTu I feel like Geminis and Scorpios should stick together as the most ostracized 😢

[Alisa Rose @AlisaRose]

I hope the evil in your body poisons you
I hope it rots you away from the inside and leaves an empty unfulfillable husk
I hope that every good in your life tastes like ash in your mouth and that your food is always tepid
I hope one day your mom knows who you are
To:My Uni Abuser

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@MrsTu LOL I wonder if he got it from TV - Face wash commercials growing up made me think splashing your face was the way to wash your face and I would get water absolutely EVERYWHERE for years not realizing there was another way

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I just pruned a grapevine for the first time in my life bc my plant based special interest has firmly taken hold and everyone has accepted this and designated me their resident plant lady

I did pretty good tho I think, let's see if she survives!

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I smelled Polo Blue today for the first time in years and almost immediately went into an uncontrollably full blown crying, shaking breakdown

Sup frat boy induced Uni trauma, haven't seen you in a MINUTE

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If you forget to eat all day, don't drink a whole litre of Kombucha before bed

Just... trust me

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I just bought a gauzy canopy for my bed and am honestly living my best life in this moment

[Alisa Rose @AlisaRose]

Finding out you're Autistic is a trip

Like yes, turns out I've been exhausting myself by masking my whole life

But now that I know, whenever I feel that guilt/pressure I just listen to Let It Go and remind myself that I make my own rules and everyone can fuck off

Growth babyyy

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@belatucadros He had opened the door to the exam room and was literally leaving and I had to be like,

'So.. What exactly do you think is wrong here?'

Because he still hadn't told me

🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅

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When you go to see a doctor in black leggings and foresty green crew neck and his response is:

'Why are you wearing black?? This week avoid it... If you can. Don't wear any gaudy colours'

Sir, plz give me cream for my body rash and let me leave whatever this situation is, thx

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I just had to do math with two unknowns

and I

~ * ~ * c o u l d n ' t * ~ * ~

So I cried

I think it's time to eat breakfast