Ali Smith

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, anymore than standing in your garage makes you a car

[Ali Smith @aliscottt]

@AdamTheShull https://t.co/ghjRnMCGAt

[Dose Animals @DoseofAnimals]

Yo, you got the belly rubs or nah?

[Ali Smith @aliscottt]

Are you going to 4oclock church today? @ryanmarthaler https://t.co/bwnEqlT0w3

[Ali Smith @aliscottt]

@ryanmarthaler merry Christmas

[Ali Smith @aliscottt]

@AdamTheShull https://t.co/Vug24dKY45

[DWade @DwyaneWade]

ok ok! it's time to see why part of my house is decorated with Nebraska memorabilia. Headed to Lincoln for my very first @Huskers game.

[Ali Smith @aliscottt]

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 948! #wordbrain #genius #words http://t.co/Fx4LWlFjzv

[Ali Smith @aliscottt]

@TomBenes08 https://t.co/mfvtgHfAW4

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Fun Fact: In 2007 Paula Deen legally changed her name to Butter Deen. She goes by Paula for work purposes, but her friends call her Butter

[Ali Smith @aliscottt]

Have you tried that Crazy Wrap Thing? http://t.co/6X2BWe7blM

[Ali Smith @aliscottt]

@AdamTheShull https://t.co/LlD69csl7T

[Ali Smith @aliscottt]

@AdamTheShull https://t.co/JCc2KlyOm7

[Gate 25 @Gate25LNK]

Rumors are true! We'll be showing the legendary #PacquiaoMayweather fight on May 2nd! $20 gets you in or you can buy tickets ahead of time!

[Ali Smith @aliscottt]

“@ThoughtCatalog: 5 Ways Anxious People Show You They Love You http://t.co/MuCo7UqbE4” @AdamTheShull

[Caitlyn @caitand21]

Hashtag tired and sleepy

[Ali Smith @aliscottt]

“@CuteEmergency: I'm not sure I like this! http://t.co/Dm22M9NrJ1” @AdamTheShull

[Thought Catalog @ThoughtCatalog]

50 Short, Clean Jokes And Puns That Will Get You A Laugh Every Time http://t.co/QsXZyHZFex

[Ali Smith @aliscottt]

Less than 5 effing % #cancersucks

[Ali Smith @aliscottt]

“@VaIentlnesCards: Show me your Genitals” @The_SalemWitch

[Ali Smith @aliscottt]

“@VaIentlnesCards: 🍩 http://t.co/t21ikmVZKC” @AdamTheShull

[Ali Smith @aliscottt]

It makes me giggle when slutty people give advice about "loving life" and "being who you are" and "only God can judge you"

[Ali Smith @aliscottt]

@jstanislav good luck!!!