Alise Marie Kemper

On a Mission FITPOSSIBLE

[Alise Marie Kemper @alisemirvine]

@0liviajulianna Yes

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

18 years ago today, the pilot of desperate housewives was released. that’s history.

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Hey #wegotthemeats @Arbys

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Some is excited to have dinner @Arbys

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@BuzzFeed Forever this!

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@ReeseW Love this movie! I remember getting my hair done just like this, because it was so cute and iconic.

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Million dollar idea: @tylenol needs to make a good tasting medicine popsicle for toddlers who refuse and spit out liquid or chewable meds.

[Lai💔 @laybeonthat]

As I stroll on TikTok, I keep seeing parents video their children reacting to The Little Mermaid trailer. So instead of focusing so much on the negative, I thought I��d show a thread of the little black kids who are excited to see their favorite princess look like them.

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Not cool @instagram I’ve been hacked and locked out of my account. They are posting about Bitcoin, I could care less about bitcoin! #hacked

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I’m having issues making a payment on my @Apple card, can I just go to a store and make a payment with cash in person.

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@CNN

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@BuzzFeed The most iconic scene from Legally Blonde is everything that happens from its beginning to the ending.

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Dear @Coffeemate we would love to see a sugar free s’more coffee creamer please! I need something to hold me over until pumpkin season! I’m over vanilla and caramel. Your girl needs more sugar free options

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So @LilJon has a show on @hgtv What?!! Will I watch it? Okay!!! This is amazing!

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Hi @ebay I ordered this back in March, it still has not arrived. I have tried to contact the seller several times. Can you help?

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@BuzzFeed

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@BuzzFeed I adore all of them for different reasons!

[Alise Marie Kemper @alisemirvine]

I’m driving through Hartland and stopped at a light. Suddenly, I notice this person dressed as a full ninja picking up trash.

He’s not the hero we deserve, but he’s the hero we need right now. #trashninja #litteringsucks #notallheroswherecapes

[Alise Marie Kemper @alisemirvine]

Online shopping has been around forever! I remember my mom calling in my American Girl Doll order back in the day! What was the first thing you remember ordering online? Mine was probably something #BackstreetBoys or #SailorMoon related from @ebay