Bitchin Bae✨

In this world full of hate, let us spread a bit happiness.

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

Jurm sirf itna hiaaaa,
FSc rakh bethy hian.

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

Seeing the attitude of 13 y/o, it looks like they are senior and I'm their junior.

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

My parents raised a straight jackass. Istg everything a joke to me.

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

I will never let anyone ruin my life, I'm way too good at ruining it all by myself.

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

Everyone is a gangsta until gyeser stops working.

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

Sorry for posting too much, I don't have bae to cheat oh I mean chat.

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

I trusted Faiz sahab with “Lambi hia gham ki shaam magar shaam hi to hia”, but now I wanna know the duration kitni lambi hia yaar?

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

Jitny kay miany Hot Cheetos khaye hian agar itny paisy bacha liye hoty to aik Mehran to aa hii jati.

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

Itni dafa to Adnan Siddiqui nay apnii shaqal shishy mia noii dekhi hogi jitni dafa miany apni timeline pay dekh lii hia.

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

Why it's always "Kat gaya" and not "Ishq sacha wohii, jisko milti noii manzillian"

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

Boys don't cheat, they just wanna know the difference between Puja and Laiba and Kainat.

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

Adhi zindagi parhny mia or baki ki traffic mia guzar rhii hia.

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

Kuch logon kay pichay tension hath dho kay partii hia, meray pichay naha dhoo kay parii hia.

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

Titanic par agar "خیر نال حا، خیر نال آ " likh dety to wo na dubta.
~pkz

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

Spiderman to esy hii mashoor hia, asal jall to hmary rishtydar bichaty hian.

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

Logon kay mamu Car gift karhy hian or hmary walay to ami kay hissay ki zameen bhii noii day rhy.

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

When they say "Mia har pareeshani mia tumhary sath rahonga"
Tamasha dekhny kay liye is silent.

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

Ghantii baja kay kutton kii speed say bhag jany ka maza tum kia jano modern dor kay bachon.

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

Team koii bhii hary ya jeety zaleel India nay hii hona hota hia.

[Bitchin Bae✨ @Alish_Eroristic]

Awb to adat sii hia hmko, har match, jeetny kiiiii.

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