Alisha Obermann

I miss the old days when tweeting was something only a bird could do! When do You think we will grow wings?

[JTV @jayv1974]

#SoISaidToTheCop next time can you just follow me on Twitter?

[Alisha Obermann @alisha_obermann]

#CookACeleb Brittney Sear

[Alisha Obermann @alisha_obermann]

#CookACeleb Tina Fillet

[Alisha Obermann @alisha_obermann]

#MyOnePhoneCallGoesTo voicemail. Don't call me and I won't call you! Text is king😋

[Jane of Fork 🦮🌳🐀 @thejane88]

"do you work here?" #StupidQuestionsDoExist

[Alisha Obermann @alisha_obermann]

Checkers yes or no? #takeasongouttoeat

[Alisha Obermann @alisha_obermann]

@Jay1972Jay I'm doin alright. Moved back to Stl so it's been a hectic few months. How about yourself?

[Alisha Obermann @alisha_obermann]

Yep that's a modern day love triangle for ya😂😂 idiots https://t.co/CtFmNo7Kyj

[Jay @Jay1972Jay]

For all of the people that think of Hinder - Lips Of An Angel as a love song, the dude is cheating on his girlfriend the entire song.

[Alisha Obermann @alisha_obermann]

And another one #America #IShouldProbably not tweet this #TooLate

[Alisha Obermann @alisha_obermann]

At the NASCAR race #typicalhoosier #getnaked

[Alisha Obermann @alisha_obermann]

Cause your friends don't dance and if they can't dance, well they're no friends of mine😝 https://t.co/3wAggs8xBt

[Jay @Jay1972Jay]

I learned in the 80s that I could dance, if I wanted to; I could leave them all behind.

[Alisha Obermann @alisha_obermann]

#StuffThatShouldComeWithInstructions children!!!

[Alisha Obermann @alisha_obermann]

#IFindMyInspirationIn the bottom of the bottle like all geniuses!!! 🍾🍻🍷

[Alisha Obermann @alisha_obermann]

Dead in 60 seconds #WalkingDeadAFilm

[Alisha Obermann @alisha_obermann]

Citizen Z #WalkingDeadAFilm

[Alisha Obermann @alisha_obermann]

#ThereShouldBeAwardsFor the most abbreviated breakups...stfu,gtfo cuz idc bout ur bs😂lmao😉

[Alisha Obermann @alisha_obermann]

@Jay1972Jay oh you know, I've been captive to some negativity for a couple weeks now. Haven't got out much unless I'm with kiddo

[Alisha Obermann @alisha_obermann]

@Jay1972Jay somewhat alive lol in my own prison of a mind!😂how are you?

[Alisha Obermann @alisha_obermann]

#HowANerdShowsLove he lets you borrow his glasses...and homework😋

[Alisha Obermann @alisha_obermann]

#WhenILoseIBlame it on the alcohol🍺🍻🍺