alisha

is this happening, is this real, is this pizza?

#critter

[alisha @alishadubb]

@loveislandusa Anyone else laugh at Ian’s commentary tonight? “My German pen pal sucking my mom’s toes! It was during a challenge so it was alright”

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

White chicks 2 got a crazy plot

[Thaddeus Patrick ☦️ @thaddeusthought]

"My friend grew up in New England where they have pigeons. Apparently they also hate them. He was always saying bad things about pigeons until I pointed something out that he never thought of before:

We domesticated pigeons. They are (nearly) all over the world because HUMANS BROUGHT THEM THERE. And, they were more than pets. They carried messages. People raced them. They lived spoiled lives as honored human companions for centuries.

Then we got telephones and we threw them out like trash.

Literally, we threw them away.

Their species had already been fully domesticated and they could not survive in the wild; they lost all their survival instincts during the centuries that they lived caged by people.

That is why they live in cities with people instead of in a forest somewhere. It's OUR fault. And not only did we throw them away, but now humans curse them as "winged rats;" casting them as pests.

But they don't know how to live without us, and their instincts tell us that they should trust us. So, they continue to come up to humans and beg for food, because it's the only survival skill left in their genes.

They love us because they were bred by us to feel that way, and yet we hate them."

[Mike Hoffmann @MikeHoffmann]

I found a guy who goes around the US asking 70 to 100-year-olds their:

• Biggest Regrets
• Biggest Lessons
• Advice to their younger self

Oddly enough, most of their answers are the same…

Here are my top 8:

[victor🦄 @beyisover]

I know this is very difficult for me but I have to say I am officially leaving the barbz community. Nicki Minaj is proving herself to be a vile woman every single day. Hope she realizes how disgusting she is one day.

[alisha @alishadubb]

@NICKIMINAJ That one good foot she has is on your neck - sit down

[alisha @alishadubb]

@NICKIMINAJ A horrible song - we’re tuned in for the 🥩 not because we like it 😂😂

[alisha @alishadubb]

@TevinJC Nicki is unhinged

[alisha @alishadubb]

@JoeManganiello what’s going on with @deathsaves no merch restocks? We ripped a Vecna shirt and wanna replace it 🤘🏼

[alisha @alishadubb]

@Starbucks barista here - pls change the Taylor swift playlist. Either get it out of here entirely, or play more than 20 songs. I can’t do it anymore. -an 11.5 year partner that works with only swifties. I’m gonna cry

[alisha @alishadubb]

@DanikaXIX Lost in translation

[alisha @alishadubb]

“You’re such a romantic” …..yeahhhhh I know

[Matthew Mercer @matthewmercer]

Somehow it’s STILL just January.

[alisha @alishadubb]

The legend of Vox Machina is so stunning 🥹 I am overwhelmed with emotion over seeing little Keyleth with her mom @Marisha_Ray 😭😭 @CriticalRole

[alisha @alishadubb]

@BCross052422 It’s ok to feel this way - you aren’t alone. You really aren’t - I cannot imagine the pain but we are here.

[kleo @noxarcanaart]

THE MIGHTY NEIN IS COMING BACK BAYBEEEEEEEE i’m ngl i cried fr

#criticalrole

[alisha @alishadubb]

LFG! SO PUMPED

[Travis Willingham @WillingBlam]

LFG #MightyNein

[Variety @Variety]

Amazon Inks Critical Role to Overall TV and First-Look Film Deal, Greenlights ‘Mighty Nein’ Animated Series https://t.co/ha9WuIAQUi

[Sam Riegel @samriegel]

Up top. Thanks, Critters.
#TheLegendOfVoxMachina

[alisha @alishadubb]

@WillingBlam SO STOKED!