Ali White

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Me being discovered after one week of quarantine

[𝓢𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒂 @StarlaYancy]

The older you get, you start to notice how important privacy is..not everyone needs to know what’s going on with you.

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

teacher: “your mom is here you have a doctor appointment”

middle school me:

[💯 @1998hondacoupe]

literally nothing can stop me now

[SIE @_badassiee]

i’m very forgiving, but i ain’t stupid.

[forever formally known as THAT BITCH @junglepucci]

Me: I don’t really have the energy to go out tonight.

Also me at 10pm in my mirror:

[Austin @Auussttiinn13]

Every time I let Lilly out to pee at Alison’s house...

[Austin @Auussttiinn13]

If you’re still shooting fireworks tonight....fuck you.

[Ali White @alishelnut8]

@carriejeantuck @Auussttiinn13 *2011

[chu @chuuzus]

Mac Miller and Snoop Dogg's scene from Scary Movie is forever hilarious. https://t.co/Wk0gI1YGow

[Austin @Auussttiinn13]

RT TO SAVE A LIFE: If you know you got a mean shit coming on, put some toilet paper in the toilet right before you sit down. If it’s a heavy log or a turd with velocity, it won’t splash water back up onto your ass. You’re welcome.