Alice Edwards

that's not very raven of you

[Alice Edwards @alishpie]

@Engelsvrouw17 @BestForBritain PAYE and NI are calculated on gross salary so a decrease in NI wouldn’t push PAYE up

[Alice Edwards @alishpie]

@Ryanwmm Did you burn your mouth on some hot nuggies?!

[Alice Edwards @alishpie]

@WhiteGoldWire 😍 you’re so good to me ❤️

[Alice Edwards @alishpie]

@WhiteGoldWire Please try this and report back on what it tastes like

[Alice Edwards @alishpie]

@becky_james @playbuzz We should take Jackie Weaver to popworld

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

I drank 1 glass of water yesterday and lemme tell you it’s not bad. Might drink more today

[Alice Edwards @alishpie]

@WhiteGoldWire @Pink When we grow up can we get houses next door to each other?

[James @CaucasianJames]

i fucking love the sun. warm me up baby. light up my world

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

the gender pay gap is mostly fucked up bc like what do men even have to buy?

[ruby 🐊 @roobeekeane]

them: what’ve you been up to?

me: oh all sorts

all sorts:

[Alice Edwards @alishpie]

@Ryanwmm Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahaahbahabaababahhahahahahhaahhaahahahahahahahahaha THIS HAS KILLED ME

[Alice Edwards @alishpie]

@WhiteGoldWire @Ryanwmm WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

my version of shooting my shot is just staring at my phone in the hopes that if I think about it hard enough I can just manifest them contacting me first

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

very confused on why the makers of scooby snacks were branding their products for a single dog. what kind of business model is this. he probably can’t even read

[I.Share @IAMNERDIShare]

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.

[Alice Etches @aliceetches]

Me lying in bed at night and thinking about every interaction I’ve had with anyone ever.

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

I aspire to be like the planet and get hotter and hotter until I die